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Quotes of the Day
« on: August 26, 2015, 05:50:59 pm »
A certain someone deleted the last thread because they were obtuse.

Any quotes you find entertaining or funny, with or without context- Post 'em here.

9:15 PM - isecade: sweet WHITE BOOTY
9:15 PM - sodium chloride: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7:10 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: how to see if somebody is a zany lolsorandum meme master
7:10 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: step 1
7:11 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: check if they're isocade
7:11 PM - isecade: :)

[OOC] 'Grips': ADMIN HELP I DON'T WANNA DIE

7:15 PM - SovietSeagull: I prefer real girls. You can beat them harder than VR headsets.

2:04 PM - Pickles: >nacl online
2:04 PM - Pickles: what does it mean
2:04 PM - sodium chloride: the end of days

7:16 PM - SovietSeagull: You've ruined chemistry for me. Today in class the teacher kept saying Sodium Chloride and I was expecting zesty memes with it.

gaylad rolls a 20 with a 20-sided die.
Gate rolls a 19 with a 20-sided die.
[19:00:03]  gaylad: luck is a skill

10:30 AM - sodium chloride: i'm gonna do forty billion of these
10:30 AM - sodium chloride: one for each jew lost in the holocaust

[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: gotta make a call
[LOOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: "sorry willy wonka, i cant make it to work today"

2:16 PM - Ise: IM JUST WONDERING IF FISH CAN SEE WATER

[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "Well, hi there-"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "THAT"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "GUN"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "IS"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "HUGE"
8:49 PM - Marsicm: every time i see you now
8:49 PM - Marsicm: im like
8:49 PM - Marsicm: ''damn i did a good job on that face''

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2015, 05:52:02 pm »
8:49 PM - Marsicm: every time i see you now
8:49 PM - Marsicm: im like
8:49 PM - Marsicm: ''damn i did a good job on that face''

6:10 PM - Goose: I aint no Goose

11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: EVERYONE'S DEAD
11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: AHAHAHAHA

[LOOC] Anton Rostislav: why are yOU WEARING A PEPSI

[OOC] Sven 'Utah' Eriksson: I wish I had a fireplace. My toes are literally colder than Shira's heart

11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: tfw no gf
11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: never forget
11:09 PM - miss priss: then i will leave you
11:09 PM - miss priss: with
11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: no gf

9:54 PM - solf: MY ENTIRE IS GONE
9:54 PM - solf: AND I DID
8:49 PM - Marsicm: every time i see you now
8:49 PM - Marsicm: im like
8:49 PM - Marsicm: ''damn i did a good job on that face''

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2015, 08:07:38 pm »
** CCA.C45.UNION-DvL.52993 holsters his baton back to his utility belt.
[LOOC] David Booker: sweet union i nearly died

[OOC] Scarlett 'Scar' Wake: who spawned a million mellons in front of the grotto?

[OOC] Scarlett 'Scar' Wake: T its. Who loves em?
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: Small event
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: ME!
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: a ss is better
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: I agree
[OOC] David Booker: nope
[OOC] David Booker: noses are the best
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: ear lobes are the best you **** scrub
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: Jonny why r u dead?
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: wot de fok hapen

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: am i the only one seeing a CP unit riding on a Scanner?
[OOC] CCA.C45-SCN.99919: Oh ****

Johnny Serpentine says "Rock paper scissors for the chinese takeout."
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: aka whoever rolls higher
[6'1, Shaved brown hai...] says "Fine."
** [6'1, Shaved brown hai...] sticks his hand out, applying a rock to Johnny's face.
** Johnny Serpentine forms Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in his hand.
** Johnny Serpentine has rolled 98 out of 100.
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: gl.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: F U C K DWAYNE
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson has rolled 97 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: F U C K
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: OH MYFOD
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: GODDAMNIT
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: HAHAH THATS BEAUTIFUL
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: TOO CLOSE
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: SHOULD'VE CHOSEN CENA

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2015, 08:10:30 pm »
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "We just bought it."
Stanley Klein says "Did you steal it?"

CCA.C17-JUDGE.01-80633 says "<:: Were those knives yours?"
** [|6'3'|Sickly|Torn Sho...] screams in agony.
[OOC] Sarah Ronalds: FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!! YOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
** Aaron Rudolph shrugs, saying "**** man I don't remember, I've been beaten in the head so many times in the past four minutes."

** Daniel Grute pins him.
Daniel Grute says "ONE!"
Daniel Grute says "TWO!"
Daniel Grute says "THREE"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: YOU'RE ELIMINATED FOR MURDER
** Big E Langston comes out
** "THREE AINT ENOUGH MAN I NEED FIVE"
Daniel Grute says "ONE"
Daniel Grute says "TWO"
Daniel Grute says "THREE"
Daniel Grute says "FOUR"
Daniel Grute says "FIVE"
** Daniel Grute is the new murderbrawl champion


CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 says "<:: Why are you wearing swimming shorts?"
[LOOC] Jason Ignog: Wow that's actually the first time anyones ever noticed that.
CCA.C17-UNION.05-71700 radios in "<:: We have a man in swimming shorts. What do we do?"
[LOOC] Jason Ignog: You seemed stupid but you've restored my total faith in your roleplaying abilities.
CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 radios in "<:: We can't do anything about it."
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2015, 08:13:43 pm »
** CCA.C17-HELIX.04-84511 drinks u.
[LOOC] CCA.C17-HELIX.04-84511: up*
** CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 is drinked

Mandy Carlson says "Can i get you something SI"
Stanley Klein says "I WHAT THFUC KAROY OU

[LOOC] Jakub Freight: ypi cam hot tje [og ,am
[LOOC] Jakub Freight: you can hit pig man*

[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: holy **** dat fuken ass
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: not even joking
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: jesus h christ

[OOC] 'Texas': i love chicken enugugets
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "You eyeballin' me?"
'Fern' says "<:: No, I heard a noise in your direction."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "Oh."

Jack 'Squirrel' Connor says "Is that cancer?"
[LOOC] Jack 'Squirrel' Connor: void
[6'1, Long brown hair ...] says "It's a unicycle."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "It's a manhack!

[OOC] Vash Elago: Texas has anyone ever told you that you have a fantastic ass
[OOC] 'Zero': Me.
[OOC] 'Texas': why
[OOC] Stuart Fine: No and there's a reason for it.
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2015, 08:21:08 pm »
** Johnny Serpentine has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: rest in ****
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: jesus.
** The gunshots are actually IC, so please react
** 'Texas' has rolled 2 out of 100.
[Lanky figure l 5'9 l ...] yells "Help!"
** Stuart Fine has rolled 3 out of 100.

** 'Texas' steps forwards a few times before attempting to swing a right haymaker off the bat
[5'7'|Long, blonde hai...] says "Well, I'm going to go work on my swords."
** [5'7'|Long, blonde hai...] goes outside.
'Texas' says "<:: Lame."
[OOC] Cherry Bridger: IT'S FUCKIN' LOCKED GOD DAMN IT.
** Stuart Fine leans his head and upper torso back to dodge the punch, returning with a straight right hand to the nose.
[OOC] Cherry Bridger: hgr
** 'Texas' has rolled 0 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Texas': wow
** Stuart Fine has rolled 100 out of 100.

[OOC] Reese 'Pieces' Oliver: Eat ****.
[OOC] Misty Mertinez: Ice done that before.

** '717' regulates his breathing, getting almost fully better.
** '410' has rolled 98 out of 100.
[LOOC] '410': roll.
** '717' has rolled 99 out of 100.
[LOOC] '717': OH ****

[OOC] '717': Niggers.
[OOC] 'Massachusetts': **** black people
[OOC] Khumbar Mjetoan: help

[OOC] Neville Finch: ;_; ;_; for ever alone ;_; ;_;    ...................................... Then i **** a keyhole.
[OOC] '410': Unlocked a whole new world.
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2015, 08:25:52 pm »
[OOC] Taylor 'Tay Tay' O'Pierce: Im just a girl that everybody uses cuz I got a nice house. :P
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: "house"

[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: "Allison Taylor has a nice rear end."

A Retarted Tree has connected to the server.
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: Is that new player aswell?
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: No clue but he's having trouble connecting apparently.
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: how do u kno m8?
[OOC] Ryder Cormen: he aint ur m8, m8
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: oi m8 il fokin shuv yer corn shucker
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: i'm not your m8, buddy
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: m89

[LOOC] Marco 'Mario' Ustafov: we dont have any of the other guns on here ;/
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: EXCEPT THESE GUNS
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: /flex

A loud pair of screams can be heard from the clinic, then a complete silence afterwards. By listening closely you hear a glass shattering sound afterwards.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?

[LOOC] Pvt. Chris Harring: you know you are in a woman model but Desced as a man
[LOOC] LT. Dehab Yonas: god damnit.
[LOOC] Kenny Green: ^
[LOOC] Andrew Gibson: just as planned

MPF-RCT.59864 yells "<:: I AM THE LAW"
[Slight Stubble|Brown ...] yells "YOU CAN **** RIGHT OFF"

** Kaori Naketawa quickly opens her eyes, Looking up at Cowboy with squinted eyes.
Kaori Naketawa says "Huh..?"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you're asian, aren't they ALWAYS squinted? #wow #woah #soedgy
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2015, 05:30:39 pm »
Blake Poehl says "S'closed, buddy."
** [6'1, Combed back brow...] would turn to Blake with lightning reaction, his cleverness and wit showing as he says with the ultimate of snarkiness, "No, YOU'RE closed."
** Blake Poehl closes up, tightening up into a ball.
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I'm a crab.

** Blake Poehl stuffs both his hands down his trousers, staring at Cowboy intently.
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: you gon get it

[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: holdit
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: YOU WALKED OUT
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: morning bby
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: AND TURNED RIGHT
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I'm facing right.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: no
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: yes
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's left.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you turned this way
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's left.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: now let me /me
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I turned to the right, which is this way.
Blake Poehl whispers "it's opposite day"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: KOSANBDJSAD
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: JNASNAJS
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: AJNCSKCASAWR

[OOC] Kazimir Volkov: Currently the level is here *raises hand up above head* and we need to lower it to here *lowers it to knees*
[OOC] Kazimir Volkov: Okay lets do that
[OOC] Andrew Gibson: No.
[OOC] Yoshi Pitafi: Yes.
[OOC] Yoshi Pitafi: Super Admin told you to do something. So get it done.
[OOC] Andrew Gibson: No.

[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: Should I be concerned that I want to **** someone in real life just for the psychological trauma that they'd endure?
[OOC] OTA.EOW-CmD.00011: Uh.

[OOC] MPF-HELIX.01.45848: OY VEEEY IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH
[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: goyyy
[OOC] Arnold Rothstein: Goy.
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: Gay.
MPF-VICE.05.74619 set MPF-VICE.01.41011's custom class to Bad Goy.
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: SIX HUNDRED BILLION TRILLION GORILLION!
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: THE ZYKLON! OOOOOOH THE ZYKLON! WE WERE SO STERILLIZED! AAAAAAAAAAA
[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: Zyklon B feels good in my lungs.
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: S-SO C-..CLEAN!
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: /w yfw im the only useful ground unit aside from that Gryff guy
[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: MY GRANDPARENTS WERE GASSED SIX GORILLIONS TIMES! WHEN THEY WERE JUST THREE YEARS OLD! OY VEEEEY

[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: Guise, IC
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: /y but jakob il suck your dick for a nickel
[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: Nigga you gay
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: It's only a dick.
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2015, 05:35:52 pm »
[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: HOW STRANGE SEEING GERMANS IN GERMANY

[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >orphan boys
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >not orphan children
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >leaving out the orphan girls
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: CHEKC YOUR PRIVILIGE
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: I like little boys :)

[6,1 ft | Unbuttoned j...] says "Hey now, atleast she went out doing what she did best."
Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen says "Taking dick."

Kaori Naketawa says "O-Okay.. I'll just.. try not to mention her."
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >i'll try to not mention her >walks out and yells "HAHA! FINALLY! ELEANOR IS DEAD!"

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: Hey guys... Did you know that your mouth is made out of the same tissue as a ****?
[OOC] Nigel Myles: Feels good man.

** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson goes and hugs him tightly, whispering lightly to him, "You're soft, Rufus."

[LOOC] Zach Hayes: god it's so **** hot here :(
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Because I'm here.

Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "So, Armadillo."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "What's your story?"
Aarno Grissom-Juutilainen says "Not much, I'm Eleanor's older brother. Seeing as how everyone knew Eleanor I'm sure that has some significance."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Not really."
Aarno Grissom-Juutilainen says "Didn't think so."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Didn't pin you for a Grissom."
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Whoever it is, stop messing with Kaoris' face
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "For some reason people like your kind."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I think it's just because all the admins have a Grissom for some stupid reason."

Suzy Maynard says "www"
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: www
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2015, 05:57:07 pm »
[OOC] Suzy Maynard: Brucie, You dont even know what we're talking about.
[OOC] Blake Poehl: Suzy, you don't even know what mother's love feels like.
[OOC] Brucie Karbotz: BUUUUURN

[OOC] CCA.C17.UNION.OfC.832: first one to /pm zhenya gets a free cp
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: I ALREADY HAVE A CP COCKFAG

Blake Poehl says "NO YOU ****"
Blake Poehl says "OU **** UP"
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson yells "NO I DIDN'T I'M JUST UNIQUE"

[OOC] Nick Gordonson: Anybody run the laundromat?
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: The laundromat doesn't have legs silly.

[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: Appearantly if you jump off the stairs at trainstation, You get hurt bad.
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: y'know what else hurts? anal.

[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: u need a model change
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: nope
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: why
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: u need 1 tho
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: 2 A GURL
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: wow
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ADMIN] Cuzy Marten has warned you for: you sick fu ck
[ADMIN] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen has warned you for: you sick fu ck
[ADMIN] Nigel Myles has warned you for: you sick fu ck

Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "See y'all, Johnny."
Suzy Maynard says "Oh.. Will you be back soon?"
Johnny Serpentine says "Unfortunately... No."
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: he's gonna go visit his kids

[OOC] CpF-C18.UNION.OfC.78605: Shut yo white ass lips up ya punk ass scawny ass white boy with yo face lookin' like a rat, you better go back to chucky cheese and apply to be the rat there home boy, because I bet you will get that **** b

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: might be back in a little bit i dunno meteor might hit my house and explode nigga you can't control the universe **** is so cray

CCA.C17.GHOST.OFI.633 radios in "<:: I've found a notepad, reading, pardon my french: "FUC KING CU NT"."








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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2015, 06:02:27 pm »
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson whispers "i'm gonna **** you so hard"

** [25|1.64M|Irish accent...] grabs the ball, And caually tosses it to the other man.
** David Booker is hit by the ball.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you do everything casually
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "OH **** BOOKER"
David Booker says "MY RIBS"
[25|1.64M|Irish accent...] says "Oh.. Sorry about that."
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson runs over to Booker, going to cradle him in his arms.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "MEDIC"
** [25|1.64M|Irish accent...] chuckles
[25|1.64M|Irish accent...] says "Its just a basket ball."
David Booker says "I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK"
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I'M GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HERE!"
David Booker says "TELL BREEN I LOVED HIM"
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson begins to drag David away, yelling like a soldier in D-Day.
allah: ** David Booker has rolled 2 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: FFFFFFUCK BOOKER

** David Booker assumes direct control.
** David Booker goes to slam dunk this.
[LOOC] Suzy Maynard: Its inpossible to actually get it through the loop.
** David Booker has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: no it isn't
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: OH GOD BOOKER DON'T BREAK YOURSELF
** David Booker was shooting some hoops but now the detroit police has come to arrest him for dealing.

Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I was just askin' if I was attractive."
[OOC] Alexis Rose: SHE HAS A FLASHLIGHT COVERED IN LOVE JUICE

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Who the **** cares?
[OOC] MPF-RCT.19438: i wasnt
[OOC] Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom: I care

[Russian accent / Stro...] says "Very well."
[LOOC] Zhenya Boris: well this is new
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2015, 06:11:11 pm »
** David Booker bursts into treats.
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Wall."
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Now."
David Booker says "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW."
** MPF-HELIX.09.141 lifts his sunstick up.
David Booker says "DON'T BEAT ME LIKE MY MOTHER"
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Get to the Wall now!"

[OOC] Cuzy Marten: Hello friends
[OOC] MPF-UNION.06.438: hi
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Yes?"
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: **** off

[LOOC] Cuzy Marten: help its like im in a candy store.
[LOOC] Cuzy Marten: but all the candy is cowboys dick

[OOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: die
[OOC] Nathaniel 'Pistachio' Kreeg: die
[OOC] Desmond 'Walnut" Kreeg: die

[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: We have to make rules about rogues..
[OOC] Christian Robinson: you have to have rules about sucking so many dicks, too

LOOC] Wyatt Perkins: Shut up gatekeeper, you **** queer.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: WOT

[OOC] Sarah 'The Keeper' Winters: y GET OUT.
[OOC] 'Fred': that was a pretty loud yell

[OOC] Latre Sa' Gallah: I DIED
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: good

[OOC] Jake 'One' Bigs: hey hey hey cowboy dont go around calling peeps ****
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: hey hey hey fat albert i do what i want

[OOC] David Booker: THE BLACK MAN IS DEAD BECAUSE OF ME

Gary Russel set 'White''s name to 'Anti-black'.
[OOC] 'Anti-black': wow

Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom set 'Neadel''s name to 'A lighter shade of black, but not quite grey'.

** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson dodges it.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson has rolled 15 out of 100.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson dodges it fifteen times.
** protestants rule
** David Booker has rolled 12 out of 100.
Kaori Naketawa says "Ill take dis"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: OOHOHOAOHAOHOAH

** Wyatt Perkins pulls out a jar full of white mushrooms.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: oh god black people
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2015, 06:21:29 pm »
[OOC] Jonathan Kreeg: GRANDMA'S SIX FEET UNDEEEEEEEEEER
Gravedigger has connected to the server.

[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: who's the queen of england
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: john lennon

Booker Huffman says "Hi there."
[| Plastic re-breather...] says "Don't speak unless spoken to ****."
Booker Huffman says "It's my job as a host though."
[| Plastic re-breather...] says "Or I'll **** but a bullet through your skull." (rogue cp who carried a katana into the bar)
Cpt. John Smith set Cpt. John Smith's name to Cpt. John 'Chestbreach' Smith.
[LOOC] Christopher Bokitch: put
Booker Huffman says "Aren't you here for a drink?"

[LOOC] Alexander Lars: andrew you dont make the rules
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i do actually

[LOOC] S-CO Curtis Thorn: why did you make booker t
[LOOC] Booker Huffman: the question is why didn't you

C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Do not shoot him."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Keep a cool head."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Citizen."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Wall."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "fag"

** THe Vort has an aura that deflects bullets on him.
[OOC] Elder Yar'Tu'Har: OP? Excuse me?
[OOC] Elder Yar'Tu'Har: We're the easiest to kill.

C17.SeC.152 has banned 'Aerunaur' for 8 hour(s) (Disrespect and warned twice. | ~ Venerable).

[LOOC] 'Perfect': void me please


[LOOC] Reese 'Pieces' Oliver: MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAD
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "yHey."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Out."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Get out."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Get. Out."

Elinoir Jaina has turned on perma-kill mode for 120 minute(s), try not to be killed.
[OOC] Booker Huffman: i know the best way of not dying
allah has disconnected from the server.

[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: why are you moving around so much
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: i move alot
[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: its seriously driving my insane
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: lol
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: srry
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: its hard for me to stand still
[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: take your hand off your keyboard
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: its hard to
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2015, 01:10:16 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2015, 02:18:23 am »
** [5'2 / Flowery Scent /...] would grope her right boob slowly, groaning in pain.
** Andrew Gibson would grope her right boob, moaning.

[OOC] CCA.c18-UNIFORM.RCT.79: But still, why does he have the DvL in his name, and why is he in the CpF faction?
[OOC] Jake Rodgers: Lets just say to stop the argument that BOTH of you are then.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): I was HIGHER in rank BEFORE Doctor. You just wanted a SA to get into it.
[OOC] Doctor. Schmiedt: wallace. stop bitching.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): Jake,I dont mind us beng on the same rank due to-**** you then.
[OOC] CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622: Wow
CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622 has respawned CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622.
[OOC] Wyatt Perkins: So many whiny cunts on here. Way to go.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): Doctor. Shut your piehole. Im speaking with Jake.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): ****. Now the PLAYERS hate us.

** CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 attempts to tie the citizen [resist?]
Wyatt Perkins says "Oh, I see.  A black man near a corpse."
Wyatt Perkins says "Of course I'm a suspect."
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Shut up."
[OOC] Jake Rodgers: *FACEPALM*..
** Wyatt Perkins does not resist the racist CP.
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Citizen."
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Isolate."

[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Why do men have to wear bra's anyways? We dont even have breasts.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Uh, we don't.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: ...Do you?
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: What?
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Yeah?
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: oh dear
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Waht?
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: falco, men don't wear bras
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: But my mom told me that
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i think your mom wanted a girl

** Jasmine Coldharbor raises her hands, then lowers them quickly, a click sound coming from her wrists as small two edged knifes blades come out.
[LOOC] Jack Connor: VERY EDGED INDEED.

[OOC] Nigel Myles: It's quiet...
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: eat a dick

[LOOC] Amy Lessem: take my place homie.
** David Booker keeps the wall warm.
[LOOC] Amy Lessem: Keep it w-

[LOOC] David Booker: i request a purple phygun for the gay pride parade
[LOOC] David Booker: IMMEDIATELY
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: but it's mIIWSDASDIAEENENEE
** David Booker jumps with all his might to cover this low obstacle.
** David Booker has rolled 38 out of 100.
** David Booker cracks his skull on the ground.

C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064 says "<:: get in"
C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064 says "<:: Get"
Blake Poehl says "Na m8."
[LOOC] C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064: ****

[OOC] 'Egg' 'Rul'Vaso'Era: I have a fetish for acting like the opposite sex, your argument is invalid
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: *mental disease

C45:MPF-UNION-OfC.63200 says "<:: Do I really need to show my ti ts to everyone, so they understand?"
C45:MPF-RCT.50601 says "<:: Yes please."

[OOC] Sierra Greywood: **** sakes, solf. no hobbitses
[LOOC] Bilbo Baggins: you can't stop me from taking over this land
[OOC] Bilbo Baggins: why are you racist to our kind
[OOC] C45:MPF-UNION-01.04064: "whats a hobbitses"?!?!
MPF-UNION-02.72530 set Bilbo Baggins's name to Bilbo Faggins.
Sierra Greywood set Bilbo Faggins's name to Dildo Faggins.
[OOC] Dildo Faggins: t-thanks
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