Lateralus Gaming
General => General Chat => Topic started by: Isocade on August 26, 2015, 05:50:59 pm
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A certain someone deleted the last thread because they were obtuse.
Any quotes you find entertaining or funny, with or without context- Post 'em here.
9:15 PM - isecade: sweet WHITE BOOTY
9:15 PM - sodium chloride: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7:10 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: how to see if somebody is a zany lolsorandum meme master
7:10 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: step 1
7:11 PM - The Insane Cyndaquil: check if they're isocade
7:11 PM - isecade: :)
[OOC] 'Grips': ADMIN HELP I DON'T WANNA DIE
7:15 PM - SovietSeagull: I prefer real girls. You can beat them harder than VR headsets.
2:04 PM - Pickles: >nacl online
2:04 PM - Pickles: what does it mean
2:04 PM - sodium chloride: the end of days
7:16 PM - SovietSeagull: You've ruined chemistry for me. Today in class the teacher kept saying Sodium Chloride and I was expecting zesty memes with it.
gaylad rolls a 20 with a 20-sided die.
Gate rolls a 19 with a 20-sided die.
[19:00:03]  gaylad: luck is a skill
10:30 AM - sodium chloride: i'm gonna do forty billion of these
10:30 AM - sodium chloride: one for each jew lost in the holocaust
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: gotta make a call
[LOOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: "sorry willy wonka, i cant make it to work today"
2:16 PM - Ise: IM JUST WONDERING IF FISH CAN SEE WATER
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "Well, hi there-"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "THAT"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "GUN"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "IS"
[5'9"|Asian features|M...] says "HUGE"
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8:49 PM - Marsicm: every time i see you now
8:49 PM - Marsicm: im like
8:49 PM - Marsicm: ''damn i did a good job on that face''
6:10 PM - Goose: I aint no Goose
11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: EVERYONE'S DEAD
11:32 PM - Jonathan Joestar: AHAHAHAHA
[LOOC] Anton Rostislav: why are yOU WEARING A PEPSI
[OOC] Sven 'Utah' Eriksson: I wish I had a fireplace. My toes are literally colder than Shira's heart
11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: tfw no gf
11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: never forget
11:09 PM - miss priss: then i will leave you
11:09 PM - miss priss: with
11:09 PM - [LG] Isocade: no gf
9:54 PM - solf: MY ENTIRE IS GONE
9:54 PM - solf: AND I DID
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** CCA.C45.UNION-DvL.52993 holsters his baton back to his utility belt.
[LOOC] David Booker: sweet union i nearly died
[OOC] Scarlett 'Scar' Wake: who spawned a million mellons in front of the grotto?
[OOC] Scarlett 'Scar' Wake: T its. Who loves em?
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: Small event
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: ME!
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: a ss is better
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: I agree
[OOC] David Booker: nope
[OOC] David Booker: noses are the best
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: ear lobes are the best you **** scrub
[OOC] CCA.C45.GRID-02.99741: Jonny why r u dead?
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: wot de fok hapen
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: am i the only one seeing a CP unit riding on a Scanner?
[OOC] CCA.C45-SCN.99919: Oh ****
Johnny Serpentine says "Rock paper scissors for the chinese takeout."
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: aka whoever rolls higher
[6'1, Shaved brown hai...] says "Fine."
** [6'1, Shaved brown hai...] sticks his hand out, applying a rock to Johnny's face.
** Johnny Serpentine forms Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in his hand.
** Johnny Serpentine has rolled 98 out of 100.
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: gl.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: F U C K DWAYNE
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson has rolled 97 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: F U C K
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: OH MYFOD
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: GODDAMNIT
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: HAHAH THATS BEAUTIFUL
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: TOO CLOSE
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: SHOULD'VE CHOSEN CENA
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Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "We just bought it."
Stanley Klein says "Did you steal it?"
CCA.C17-JUDGE.01-80633 says "<:: Were those knives yours?"
** [|6'3'|Sickly|Torn Sho...] screams in agony.
[OOC] Sarah Ronalds: FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!! YOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
** Aaron Rudolph shrugs, saying "**** man I don't remember, I've been beaten in the head so many times in the past four minutes."
** Daniel Grute pins him.
Daniel Grute says "ONE!"
Daniel Grute says "TWO!"
Daniel Grute says "THREE"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: YOU'RE ELIMINATED FOR MURDER
** Big E Langston comes out
** "THREE AINT ENOUGH MAN I NEED FIVE"
Daniel Grute says "ONE"
Daniel Grute says "TWO"
Daniel Grute says "THREE"
Daniel Grute says "FOUR"
Daniel Grute says "FIVE"
** Daniel Grute is the new murderbrawl champion
CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 says "<:: Why are you wearing swimming shorts?"
[LOOC] Jason Ignog: Wow that's actually the first time anyones ever noticed that.
CCA.C17-UNION.05-71700 radios in "<:: We have a man in swimming shorts. What do we do?"
[LOOC] Jason Ignog: You seemed stupid but you've restored my total faith in your roleplaying abilities.
CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 radios in "<:: We can't do anything about it."
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** CCA.C17-HELIX.04-84511 drinks u.
[LOOC] CCA.C17-HELIX.04-84511: up*
** CCA.C17-GRID.05-41011 is drinked
Mandy Carlson says "Can i get you something SI"
Stanley Klein says "I WHAT THFUC KAROY OU
[LOOC] Jakub Freight: ypi cam hot tje [og ,am
[LOOC] Jakub Freight: you can hit pig man*
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: holy **** dat fuken ass
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: not even joking
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: jesus h christ
[OOC] 'Texas': i love chicken enugugets
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "You eyeballin' me?"
'Fern' says "<:: No, I heard a noise in your direction."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "Oh."
Jack 'Squirrel' Connor says "Is that cancer?"
[LOOC] Jack 'Squirrel' Connor: void
[6'1, Long brown hair ...] says "It's a unicycle."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "It's a manhack!
[OOC] Vash Elago: Texas has anyone ever told you that you have a fantastic ass
[OOC] 'Zero': Me.
[OOC] 'Texas': why
[OOC] Stuart Fine: No and there's a reason for it.
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** Johnny Serpentine has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: rest in ****
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: jesus.
** The gunshots are actually IC, so please react
** 'Texas' has rolled 2 out of 100.
[Lanky figure l 5'9 l ...] yells "Help!"
** Stuart Fine has rolled 3 out of 100.
** 'Texas' steps forwards a few times before attempting to swing a right haymaker off the bat
[5'7'|Long, blonde hai...] says "Well, I'm going to go work on my swords."
** [5'7'|Long, blonde hai...] goes outside.
'Texas' says "<:: Lame."
[OOC] Cherry Bridger: IT'S FUCKIN' LOCKED GOD DAMN IT.
** Stuart Fine leans his head and upper torso back to dodge the punch, returning with a straight right hand to the nose.
[OOC] Cherry Bridger: hgr
** 'Texas' has rolled 0 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Texas': wow
** Stuart Fine has rolled 100 out of 100.
[OOC] Reese 'Pieces' Oliver: Eat ****.
[OOC] Misty Mertinez: Ice done that before.
** '717' regulates his breathing, getting almost fully better.
** '410' has rolled 98 out of 100.
[LOOC] '410': roll.
** '717' has rolled 99 out of 100.
[LOOC] '717': OH ****
[OOC] '717': Niggers.
[OOC] 'Massachusetts': **** black people
[OOC] Khumbar Mjetoan: help
[OOC] Neville Finch: ;_; ;_; for ever alone ;_; ;_; ...................................... Then i **** a keyhole.
[OOC] '410': Unlocked a whole new world.
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[OOC] Taylor 'Tay Tay' O'Pierce: Im just a girl that everybody uses cuz I got a nice house. :P
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: "house"
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: "Allison Taylor has a nice rear end."
A Retarted Tree has connected to the server.
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: Is that new player aswell?
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: No clue but he's having trouble connecting apparently.
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: how do u kno m8?
[OOC] Ryder Cormen: he aint ur m8, m8
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: oi m8 il fokin shuv yer corn shucker
[OOC] Jack 'Dane' Connor: i'm not your m8, buddy
[OOC] UCA-OUTLANDS.UNION.02.RUDOLPH: m89
[LOOC] Marco 'Mario' Ustafov: we dont have any of the other guns on here ;/
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: EXCEPT THESE GUNS
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: /flex
A loud pair of screams can be heard from the clinic, then a complete silence afterwards. By listening closely you hear a glass shattering sound afterwards.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?
[LOOC] Pvt. Chris Harring: you know you are in a woman model but Desced as a man
[LOOC] LT. Dehab Yonas: god damnit.
[LOOC] Kenny Green: ^
[LOOC] Andrew Gibson: just as planned
MPF-RCT.59864 yells "<:: I AM THE LAW"
[Slight Stubble|Brown ...] yells "YOU CAN **** RIGHT OFF"
** Kaori Naketawa quickly opens her eyes, Looking up at Cowboy with squinted eyes.
Kaori Naketawa says "Huh..?"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you're asian, aren't they ALWAYS squinted? #wow #woah #soedgy
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Blake Poehl says "S'closed, buddy."
** [6'1, Combed back brow...] would turn to Blake with lightning reaction, his cleverness and wit showing as he says with the ultimate of snarkiness, "No, YOU'RE closed."
** Blake Poehl closes up, tightening up into a ball.
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I'm a crab.
** Blake Poehl stuffs both his hands down his trousers, staring at Cowboy intently.
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: you gon get it
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: holdit
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: YOU WALKED OUT
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: morning bby
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: AND TURNED RIGHT
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I'm facing right.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: no
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: yes
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's left.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you turned this way
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's left.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: now let me /me
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: I turned to the right, which is this way.
Blake Poehl whispers "it's opposite day"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: KOSANBDJSAD
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: JNASNAJS
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: AJNCSKCASAWR
[OOC] Kazimir Volkov: Currently the level is here *raises hand up above head* and we need to lower it to here *lowers it to knees*
[OOC] Kazimir Volkov: Okay lets do that
[OOC] Andrew Gibson: No.
[OOC] Yoshi Pitafi: Yes.
[OOC] Yoshi Pitafi: Super Admin told you to do something. So get it done.
[OOC] Andrew Gibson: No.
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: Should I be concerned that I want to **** someone in real life just for the psychological trauma that they'd endure?
[OOC] OTA.EOW-CmD.00011: Uh.
[OOC] MPF-HELIX.01.45848: OY VEEEY IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH
[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: goyyy
[OOC] Arnold Rothstein: Goy.
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: Gay.
MPF-VICE.05.74619 set MPF-VICE.01.41011's custom class to Bad Goy.
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: SIX HUNDRED BILLION TRILLION GORILLION!
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: THE ZYKLON! OOOOOOH THE ZYKLON! WE WERE SO STERILLIZED! AAAAAAAAAAA
[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: Zyklon B feels good in my lungs.
[OOC] MPF-SPEAR.DvL.74332: S-SO C-..CLEAN!
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: /w yfw im the only useful ground unit aside from that Gryff guy
[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: MY GRANDPARENTS WERE GASSED SIX GORILLIONS TIMES! WHEN THEY WERE JUST THREE YEARS OLD! OY VEEEEY
[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: Guise, IC
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: /y but jakob il suck your dick for a nickel
[OOC] Jakob Heydrich: Nigga you gay
[OOC] MPF-VICE.01.41011: It's only a dick.
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[OOC] MPF-VICE.05.74619: HOW STRANGE SEEING GERMANS IN GERMANY
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >orphan boys
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >not orphan children
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >leaving out the orphan girls
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: CHEKC YOUR PRIVILIGE
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: I like little boys :)
[6,1 ft | Unbuttoned j...] says "Hey now, atleast she went out doing what she did best."
Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen says "Taking dick."
Kaori Naketawa says "O-Okay.. I'll just.. try not to mention her."
[LOOC] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen: >i'll try to not mention her >walks out and yells "HAHA! FINALLY! ELEANOR IS DEAD!"
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: Hey guys... Did you know that your mouth is made out of the same tissue as a ****?
[OOC] Nigel Myles: Feels good man.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson goes and hugs him tightly, whispering lightly to him, "You're soft, Rufus."
[LOOC] Zach Hayes: god it's so **** hot here :(
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Because I'm here.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "So, Armadillo."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "What's your story?"
Aarno Grissom-Juutilainen says "Not much, I'm Eleanor's older brother. Seeing as how everyone knew Eleanor I'm sure that has some significance."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Not really."
Aarno Grissom-Juutilainen says "Didn't think so."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Didn't pin you for a Grissom."
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Whoever it is, stop messing with Kaoris' face
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "For some reason people like your kind."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I think it's just because all the admins have a Grissom for some stupid reason."
Suzy Maynard says "www"
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: www
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[OOC] Suzy Maynard: Brucie, You dont even know what we're talking about.
[OOC] Blake Poehl: Suzy, you don't even know what mother's love feels like.
[OOC] Brucie Karbotz: BUUUUURN
[OOC] CCA.C17.UNION.OfC.832: first one to /pm zhenya gets a free cp
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: I ALREADY HAVE A CP COCKFAG
Blake Poehl says "NO YOU ****"
Blake Poehl says "OU **** UP"
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson yells "NO I DIDN'T I'M JUST UNIQUE"
[OOC] Nick Gordonson: Anybody run the laundromat?
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: The laundromat doesn't have legs silly.
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: Appearantly if you jump off the stairs at trainstation, You get hurt bad.
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: y'know what else hurts? anal.
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: u need a model change
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: nope
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: why
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: u need 1 tho
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: 2 A GURL
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.08.249: wow
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.07.717: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[ADMIN] Cuzy Marten has warned you for: you sick fu ck
[ADMIN] Tuuli Grissom-Juutilainen has warned you for: you sick fu ck
[ADMIN] Nigel Myles has warned you for: you sick fu ck
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "See y'all, Johnny."
Suzy Maynard says "Oh.. Will you be back soon?"
Johnny Serpentine says "Unfortunately... No."
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: he's gonna go visit his kids
[OOC] CpF-C18.UNION.OfC.78605: Shut yo white ass lips up ya punk ass scawny ass white boy with yo face lookin' like a rat, you better go back to chucky cheese and apply to be the rat there home boy, because I bet you will get that **** b
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: might be back in a little bit i dunno meteor might hit my house and explode nigga you can't control the universe **** is so cray
CCA.C17.GHOST.OFI.633 radios in "<:: I've found a notepad, reading, pardon my french: "FUC KING CU NT"."
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Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson whispers "i'm gonna **** you so hard"
** [25|1.64M|Irish accent...] grabs the ball, And caually tosses it to the other man.
** David Booker is hit by the ball.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: you do everything casually
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "OH **** BOOKER"
David Booker says "MY RIBS"
[25|1.64M|Irish accent...] says "Oh.. Sorry about that."
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson runs over to Booker, going to cradle him in his arms.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "MEDIC"
** [25|1.64M|Irish accent...] chuckles
[25|1.64M|Irish accent...] says "Its just a basket ball."
David Booker says "I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK"
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I'M GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HERE!"
David Booker says "TELL BREEN I LOVED HIM"
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson begins to drag David away, yelling like a soldier in D-Day.
allah: ** David Booker has rolled 2 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: FFFFFFUCK BOOKER
** David Booker assumes direct control.
** David Booker goes to slam dunk this.
[LOOC] Suzy Maynard: Its inpossible to actually get it through the loop.
** David Booker has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: no it isn't
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: OH GOD BOOKER DON'T BREAK YOURSELF
** David Booker was shooting some hoops but now the detroit police has come to arrest him for dealing.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "I was just askin' if I was attractive."
[OOC] Alexis Rose: SHE HAS A FLASHLIGHT COVERED IN LOVE JUICE
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Who the **** cares?
[OOC] MPF-RCT.19438: i wasnt
[OOC] Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom: I care
[Russian accent / Stro...] says "Very well."
[LOOC] Zhenya Boris: well this is new
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** David Booker bursts into treats.
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Wall."
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Now."
David Booker says "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW."
** MPF-HELIX.09.141 lifts his sunstick up.
David Booker says "DON'T BEAT ME LIKE MY MOTHER"
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Get to the Wall now!"
[OOC] Cuzy Marten: Hello friends
[OOC] MPF-UNION.06.438: hi
MPF-HELIX.09.141 says "<:: Yes?"
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: **** off
[LOOC] Cuzy Marten: help its like im in a candy store.
[LOOC] Cuzy Marten: but all the candy is cowboys dick
[OOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: die
[OOC] Nathaniel 'Pistachio' Kreeg: die
[OOC] Desmond 'Walnut" Kreeg: die
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: We have to make rules about rogues..
[OOC] Christian Robinson: you have to have rules about sucking so many dicks, too
LOOC] Wyatt Perkins: Shut up gatekeeper, you **** queer.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: WOT
[OOC] Sarah 'The Keeper' Winters: y GET OUT.
[OOC] 'Fred': that was a pretty loud yell
[OOC] Latre Sa' Gallah: I DIED
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: good
[OOC] Jake 'One' Bigs: hey hey hey cowboy dont go around calling peeps ****
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: hey hey hey fat albert i do what i want
[OOC] David Booker: THE BLACK MAN IS DEAD BECAUSE OF ME
Gary Russel set 'White''s name to 'Anti-black'.
[OOC] 'Anti-black': wow
Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom set 'Neadel''s name to 'A lighter shade of black, but not quite grey'.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson dodges it.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson has rolled 15 out of 100.
** Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson dodges it fifteen times.
** protestants rule
** David Booker has rolled 12 out of 100.
Kaori Naketawa says "Ill take dis"
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: OOHOHOAOHAOHOAH
** Wyatt Perkins pulls out a jar full of white mushrooms.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: oh god black people
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[OOC] Jonathan Kreeg: GRANDMA'S SIX FEET UNDEEEEEEEEEER
Gravedigger has connected to the server.
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: who's the queen of england
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: john lennon
Booker Huffman says "Hi there."
[| Plastic re-breather...] says "Don't speak unless spoken to ****."
Booker Huffman says "It's my job as a host though."
[| Plastic re-breather...] says "Or I'll **** but a bullet through your skull." (rogue cp who carried a katana into the bar)
Cpt. John Smith set Cpt. John Smith's name to Cpt. John 'Chestbreach' Smith.
[LOOC] Christopher Bokitch: put
Booker Huffman says "Aren't you here for a drink?"
[LOOC] Alexander Lars: andrew you dont make the rules
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i do actually
[LOOC] S-CO Curtis Thorn: why did you make booker t
[LOOC] Booker Huffman: the question is why didn't you
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Do not shoot him."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Keep a cool head."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Citizen."
C17.i1.UNION.05.72887[X] says "<:: Wall."
Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg says "fag"
** THe Vort has an aura that deflects bullets on him.
[OOC] Elder Yar'Tu'Har: OP? Excuse me?
[OOC] Elder Yar'Tu'Har: We're the easiest to kill.
C17.SeC.152 has banned 'Aerunaur' for 8 hour(s) (Disrespect and warned twice. | ~ Venerable).
[LOOC] 'Perfect': void me please
[LOOC] Reese 'Pieces' Oliver: MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAD
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "yHey."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Out."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Get out."
Reese 'Pieces' Oliver says "Get. Out."
Elinoir Jaina has turned on perma-kill mode for 120 minute(s), try not to be killed.
[OOC] Booker Huffman: i know the best way of not dying
allah has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: why are you moving around so much
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: i move alot
[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: its seriously driving my insane
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: lol
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: srry
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: its hard for me to stand still
[LOOC] Brucie 'Bullshark' Kibbutz: take your hand off your keyboard
[LOOC] Eric Chevale: its hard to
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6:09 PM - mgsv_tpp.iso: ** i17:CCA.HELIX-01.33612 tries to re knockout 799 by kicking his balls.
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** [5'2 / Flowery Scent /...] would grope her right boob slowly, groaning in pain.
** Andrew Gibson would grope her right boob, moaning.
[OOC] CCA.c18-UNIFORM.RCT.79: But still, why does he have the DvL in his name, and why is he in the CpF faction?
[OOC] Jake Rodgers: Lets just say to stop the argument that BOTH of you are then.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): I was HIGHER in rank BEFORE Doctor. You just wanted a SA to get into it.
[OOC] Doctor. Schmiedt: wallace. stop bitching.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): Jake,I dont mind us beng on the same rank due to-**** you then.
[OOC] CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622: Wow
CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622 has respawned CCA.c18-VICE.DvL.40622.
[OOC] Wyatt Perkins: So many whiny cunts on here. Way to go.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): Doctor. Shut your piehole. Im speaking with Jake.
[OOC] Dr. Wallace Simpson (DvL): ****. Now the PLAYERS hate us.
** CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 attempts to tie the citizen [resist?]
Wyatt Perkins says "Oh, I see. A black man near a corpse."
Wyatt Perkins says "Of course I'm a suspect."
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Shut up."
[OOC] Jake Rodgers: *FACEPALM*..
** Wyatt Perkins does not resist the racist CP.
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Citizen."
CCA.c18-NOVA.i5.44321 says "<:: Isolate."
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Why do men have to wear bra's anyways? We dont even have breasts.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: Uh, we don't.
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: ...Do you?
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: What?
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Yeah?
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: oh dear
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Waht?
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: falco, men don't wear bras
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: But my mom told me that
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i think your mom wanted a girl
** Jasmine Coldharbor raises her hands, then lowers them quickly, a click sound coming from her wrists as small two edged knifes blades come out.
[LOOC] Jack Connor: VERY EDGED INDEED.
[OOC] Nigel Myles: It's quiet...
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: eat a dick
[LOOC] Amy Lessem: take my place homie.
** David Booker keeps the wall warm.
[LOOC] Amy Lessem: Keep it w-
[LOOC] David Booker: i request a purple phygun for the gay pride parade
[LOOC] David Booker: IMMEDIATELY
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: but it's mIIWSDASDIAEENENEE
** David Booker jumps with all his might to cover this low obstacle.
** David Booker has rolled 38 out of 100.
** David Booker cracks his skull on the ground.
C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064 says "<:: get in"
C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064 says "<:: Get"
Blake Poehl says "Na m8."
[LOOC] C45:MPF-UNION-03.04064: ****
[OOC] 'Egg' 'Rul'Vaso'Era: I have a fetish for acting like the opposite sex, your argument is invalid
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: *mental disease
C45:MPF-UNION-OfC.63200 says "<:: Do I really need to show my ti ts to everyone, so they understand?"
C45:MPF-RCT.50601 says "<:: Yes please."
[OOC] Sierra Greywood: **** sakes, solf. no hobbitses
[LOOC] Bilbo Baggins: you can't stop me from taking over this land
[OOC] Bilbo Baggins: why are you racist to our kind
[OOC] C45:MPF-UNION-01.04064: "whats a hobbitses"?!?!
MPF-UNION-02.72530 set Bilbo Baggins's name to Bilbo Faggins.
Sierra Greywood set Bilbo Faggins's name to Dildo Faggins.
[OOC] Dildo Faggins: t-thanks
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[OOC] Zach Hayes: THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
[OOC] '634': jesus ****
[OOC] Zach Hayes: IT'S ALL BONE NOW. RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
[OOC] '634': oh god
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 attempts to rise.
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 has rolled 100 out of 100.
[LOOC] i17.i2.GRID.05.74036: FGAJHGFHAH
[LOOC] David Booker: AND JESUS AROSE ON THE THIRD DAY
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 rises with super-sayan force, dust and blood pouring off of his back.
i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 says "<:: You..."
[OOC] James Storm: gee it really is STORMing out there
[OOC] 'Reilly': I'm gonna suck your dick, old man.
[LOOC] 'Stephan': THE PILLOWS
[LOOC] 'Stephan': Get off the pillows
[LOOC] 'Reilly': o-ok
OOC] Steve 'SeeGee' Gardel: s-senpai it's very nigga.
[OOC] 'Reilly': look what you started, solf
[OOC] Jack Strider: i am happy
** Joshua Hamilton has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ;-;
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: AHAHHA
[LOOC] Jack Strider: NICE
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ok
[LOOC] Joshua Hamilton: my face when
** 'Barbarian' has rolled 99 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >you and her one day about to have sex
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >she turns into vince mcmahon
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >product placements
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >21-1
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >super cena wins again
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >obligatory celebrity appearance
[5'9, Spiky brown hair...] says "AHAAHSDHAS"
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: I CAN'T HANDLE IT
C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601 earned the achievement One Week
[OOC] C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601: one more week
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: hey can i have cp
[OOC] Russell 'Dirtbeard' Church: Can I have a blowjob?
[OOC] C45-UCA.PHANTOM.38078: no
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: deal
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: SLSLLSSLPRSPRSPGLPGSLSPGLPRPGLPSLPS
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: now that was a tasty treat that cannot be beat
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: but i'll take that CP now
[OOC] CCA.C45.HELIX.EpU.069: THERE IS A STORM. ZEUS IS PENETRATING MY PROSTATE. NO LUBE. HELP.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: how shocking
** Lydia Roswell wakes up from shotgun semen apparently.
[LOOC] Jack Strider: a shotgun shot is extremely loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: REALLY loud
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: not THAT loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: enough to cause permanent ear damage
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: inside, maybe
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: but not outside
[LOOC] Jack Strider: yeah, even outside.
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: why use them, then?
[LOOC] Jack Strider: guns fire at a much higher level than its safe for humans
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: WELL, THEY DONT CAUSE PERMA EAR DAMAGEO N HERE
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: CUSTOM CANON
** For anyone nears or inside the sewers, the echoes of a small child crying is easily heard.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: someone shoot that kid i'm trying to sleep
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i am the box man
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: snake, remember the basics of CQC
Jack Gace says "You must give it back, or i will throw you into my radiation room."
Jack Gace says "6"
Jack Gace says "3"
Jack Gace says "5"
Jack Gace says "2"
Blake Poehl says "7."
Jack Gace says "4"
Jack Gace says "1"
Jack Gace says "Go."
Blake Poehl says "-3."
Blake Poehl says "Nooo?"
Jack Gace yells "GET THE **** IN"
Blake Poehl yells "WHY DON'T YOU."
Blake Poehl yells "YOU GET IN."
Blake Poehl yells "****."
Jack Gace says "I IWLL"
Blake Poehl yells "GOOD."
Jack Gace yells "AFTER YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "YOU FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "M'LADY"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: oh crap
Jack Gace yells "LADIES FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "QUEERS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "AND BALD GUYS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON JACK"
Jack Gace yells "CUNTS BEFORE DICKS"
Blake Poehl yells "GO AHEAD"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON BLAKE"
Blake Poehl yells "OFF YOU GO JACK"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON FIVEHEAD"
Blake Poehl yells "IN YOU GO!"
Blake Poehl yells "C'MON IN"
Jack Gace yells "GO YOU IN"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: can someone help me
Jack Gace yells "MOVE IT"
Blake Poehl yells "THERE'S A PRESENT IN THERE FOR YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON IN PAL"
Blake Poehl yells "HAHA"
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Frenchie has connected to the server.
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i bet he's gonna surrender quick
Frenchie has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: told you so
[OOC] Daniel Quintall: thanks dad
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: you owe me
[OOC] Daniel Quintall: I already give you the gift of being a father
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: curse
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: shut up dad
Catherine Holmes says "Also! Your uniform is clean, so you can wear your old stuff and it's spotless."
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: ie not be a bloody fag
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: im sorry babe
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: i cant help it
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: shut up you call me master
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: the hymens just keep tearing left and right
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: free blowjobs
[OOC] OPF-SPC.HNTR.XXX: reilly and catherine are rubbing one out
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: help
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: on the dryer no less
[OOC] 'Reilly': shut up mom
[OOC] OPF-SPC.HNTR.XXX: wont be a dryer for long ;)
** Catherine Holmes stares to him, her face weak looking, she simply reaches to the nearest available Johnny hand, clenching to it.
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: the nearest available Johnny hand
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: coming to stores near you
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: oh boy
10:35 PM - [LG] исокаде: [LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: PLASMA STINGS A LITTLE MORE THAN A BIT
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: so does your face
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: gotem
Catherine Holmes yells "A-aghh.. F-.. **** ME!"
Johnny Serpentine yells "Okay!"
** Catherine Holmes clenches her fists, slamming it on the ground, in extreme pain as she just now starts to feel the burning sensation of skittles.
** Nigel 'Nemo' Myles rolls up his left pant-leg.
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Tho im sure Japanese world supremacy wouldnt be as bad as the Combine
** There's a pretty gruesome scar all along his calf.
[About 5'5/Orange-dark...] says "..O-oh.. Oh my god."
** It looks like something tore a chunk out of his leg.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "You skipped leg day, Myles."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Never skip leg day."
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: **** YOU
OOC] Johnny Serpentine: >still in lavvy >after two days ago ; :gmod::gmod:
[OOC] 'S': new kickin sound system m8
[OOC] 'S': worth it
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: no its not
[OOC] 'S': yes
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: god my **** is so big
[OOC] CCA-HELIX.DvL.C17.592: Please argue in looc aboout the blowing of legs
[OOC] Sierra Greenwood: And about the blowing of cocks.
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[LOOC] Joseph Black: what the f-ck
[LOOC] Joseph Black: has my life come to
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[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: why are fa ggots so gay
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: cause ur ugly
[OOC] 'Sentinel': the same way traps arent gay, they have feminine di cks
[OOC] Joe 'Soap' Paos: Whoever is S i already want to kill your edgy ass for being a rogue cp
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: i want to contact you somehow either as the char herself or as the scn but idk how
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i'll bend her over the console and show her whos really in control
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'll tickle your pickle for a nickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: don't be fickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i've heard it's curved like a sickle
[LOOC] MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899: What?
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you seem so little
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle these words i spittle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'm rhymin while you jivin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: Move back, right now!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle this flow as i'll mash your ass like dough
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you want me i know it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: even though it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: seems like you illin
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i know you be feelin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: ****!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: this connection
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: from my ****
** Rob Wayland would squeeze the trigger once.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Woah woah fucker.
2:16 PM - Aerunaur: who WOULDN'T jack off to that
2:16 PM - Aerunaur: it's impossible
** Nigel Myles shoots one in the back of the head, killing him instantly before they can do **** about it really.
[OOC] Nigel Myles: SINCE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS HERE.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: ****.
** 'Dio' holds his hands around his ears.
[OOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: HUMANS ALWAYS WIN!
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: OH NO SON.
'Dio' says "Bloody hell man!"
[OOC] Nigel Myles: Kyundi, you're dead. You had no cover and I had the drop on you. You are dead.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: Okay.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Kevlar, a radio, and two dildos.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: According to the SA.
[LOOC] 'Dio': dibs on dildos
[LG] has connected to the server.
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: LG has connected
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: #woah
[OOC] Rob Wayland: LG has connected to LG
[6'2; Male; Scraggly B...] yells "help"
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >try to open a door in my OWN HOUSE
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >locked
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >turns out johnny and someone else is inside
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >all i can hear is sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: how did they get inside
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: why are they sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: what
10:27 PM - saltmancer: I DON'T KNOW
10:28 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine decides to lift her soggy crying ass up, going to place her gently on the nearby OUT THE WINDOW i mean couch.
10:28 PM - Aerunaur: FPBFPP
10:29 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine wraps his arms around her in a gentle embrace in an attempt to comfort her in even in the slightest, he himself pretty emotionally distraught by the whole scenario and aftermath as well.
10:31 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: to dio this must sound like a very sorrowful sex scene
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: no more anal dad
[LOOC] 'Dio': more like someone dying
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: >female crying very loudly >says "MAKE IT STOP JOHNNY PLEASE"
** Catherine Holmes clenches even more to his arms, turning up to him, tears literally soaking her face. She sputters out hardly audible words, leaning up to force her face into his sleeve, coughing slightly.
Catherine Holmes whispers "hi"
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIO WHERE IS MY AK
[OOC] 'Dio': :)))
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIIIIIOOOOOOO
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[A tall, young looking...] says "Change of plans. She's coming with me."
[A tall negroid male i...] says "She is?"
** [Male/Caucasian/5'9/Da...] shrugs.
[Scottish Accent/Brown...] says "Naw, She surrendered to us"
[A tall, young looking...] says "Wait, have you been too... the special secret... rocky... palce."
** OPF-UNION.10.410 has no mask also don't go with him he's the guy who shot me.
[LOOC] Oleg Oktyabrsky: place**
[A tall, young looking...] says "You were there, right?"
** OPF-UNION.10.410 yeah dont go with him he'll probably shoot you
[A tall, young looking...] says "With me and Rob... and Eleanor?"
** OPF-UNION.10.410 dont do it 556
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: ravioli ravioli you killedm y famioli
Isocade has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: finally the fag is gone
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: cw_rightinthepu ssy
'Dio' says "I say we rid the least useful."
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: ME?!
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: some fukr kid is running in the apartment above me
[LOOC] 'Dio': rip his spine out and show him who's the king of the land
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: pls sex me
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: ok
Isocade has connected to the server.
LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: CONOR SPEAK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: SPIK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: ROSTIG SPIK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: *Tosses cloth down* We've lost him...
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: Couldn't dispatch user message (153) ; ok
[LOOC] 'Dio': he's dead jim
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: i like strpmg ,em
[OOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: go ahead and call the cops. they cant un-**** you
Conor McGowan says "What's yer poison."
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: Okay guys thats enough lets stop with that.
[OOC] OPF-UNION.09.XXX: AKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK AK AK AK
[OOC] Jalqoiunquinalbabataleriomaseiocajaja Anal: hi guys
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: h-hey.. onii chan..
[LOOC] 'Dio': s-s-senpai
Soviet_Seagull has disconnected from the server.
Kikkini has disconnected from the server.
>implying Hattori wins has disconnected from the server.
VehicleType:prop_vehicle_jeep:
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: never
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: Massive crash?
The Real Kyundi has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: :(
R.W. Original has disconnected from the server.
Wild Youth EP has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: hHAHA
Eleanor Grissom set Amy Hughes's model to models/half-dead/civilians/female_01.mdl.
[OOC] 'Dio': can I be a half dead female too
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: who's this ****
[OOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: im DEAD
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: gisusm
Eleanor Grissom has respawned Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman.
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: kill him
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[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's why there's a triangle on the money.
[6'4|GreenEyes|Buzzcut...] says "I could eat a horse, hooves and all."
** Conor McGowan taps the steering wheel as he takes a drink of some water tucked into the door
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: omg
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[Shaven head l Scarred...] yells "CAN WE JUST GO"
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: I'm going to strangle you
[Shaven head l Scarred...] yells "AAAAA"
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Get in :C
[About 5'5/Dark brown ...] yells "MO"
[Tall|Smart|Torn up cl...] says "Go go go."
[LOOC] 'Dio': i got inside and then somehow fell out
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: PRESS E ONCE
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: Smell your hole.
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: CLIMB ONTOP OF THE FRONT
[LOOC] 'Dio': it ain't working boss
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: AND PRES IT
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: drive over him
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: back me up VITO
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: walk through the van, nocollided it for you
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Im actually amused by this
[LOOC] 'Dio': i can stop this car
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: LOL
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: JUST WARP HIM ALONG HOLY DICKS THIS IS HURTING
[LOOC] 'Dio': strap me to the car with a rope
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: I CANT
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: IM BREAKING UP
[LOOC] 'Dio': we rolling out of here
[OOC] Kei'Toe'Van: THIS IS WHY YOU GET THE CONTENTS, KIDS
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: move it cyclops move it
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: LET HIM GET IN THE SIDE PLEASE GOD
[OOC] 'Dio': I GOT ALL THE CONTENTS
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: ELENOR GET IN THE FRONT
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: except the vehicles
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: PRESS E
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: The things i'd do to shakira
[OOC] Nathan Rolands: "Thanks for listening, chiiiildren! It's three dawg awoooo@
[OOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: OH GOD I'M UNDER THE WORLD
10:17 PM - saltmancer: i'm playing with boxes
10:17 PM - saltmancer: like a real man
10:18 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Why dont you go ahead and put that all back
10:18 PM - saltmancer: I'VE BEEN HAD
[LOOC] 'Mute': my throat is my edgyness
[6'0| Athletic figure|...] says "Give me that gun so I don't have to kick your ass."
** 'Dio' aims his rifle directly at the man's head.
'Dio' says "Yeah, nah."
** [6'0| Athletic figure|...] purses his lips. "I beat that **** halfway to death for that gun."
[6'0| Athletic figure|...] says "What did *you* do?"
** Conor McGowan returns with some morphine and some biogel, He would inject him with the morphine and slather the biogel onto his wounds
'Dio' says "I did this."
[LOOC] Nathan Rolands: how much space did it take ?
** 'Dio' pulls the trigger.
Nathan Rolands says "Whoa."
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: I guess I resort to **** since times are so dire.
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Can Rufus and Johnny get married and adopt kids?
[OOC] 'Dio': that'd be some powerful seed
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: only if you wear the wig
'Dio' says "See you around, space cowboy."
Rob Wayland says "You too, Dio."
** Rob Wayland would drive the knife into Dio's eye, in order to cut the brain and end it quickly
[OOC] 'Dio': PK me please
[OOC] Daniel Quintall: /me sails the seven seas
[OOC] OPF-GRID.07.XXX: DIO NOOOOOOOO
Daniel Quintall has used '/Me vroom'.
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Stop it. Seriously.
[OOC] 'Sentinel': s-senpai please don't get mad... i-i-i'm just d-doing what i must to p-please you
[OOC] Zach Hayes: senpai
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[OOC] 'The Jock': is marsi a boy or girl? because i seriously can't tell anymore
[OOC] Zach Hayes: ;)
[OOC] 'Sentinel': describe your RP with a quote from spongebob, go
[OOC] Conor McGowan: "I'm severly autistic"
1:30 PM - Isocade: [OOC] 'Sentinel': i dont think thats a spongebob quote
1:31 PM - saltmancer: >describe your rp with a quote from spongebob
1:31 PM - saltmancer: gary i'm absorbing his blows like i'm some sort of spongy material
[OOC] Conor McGowan: Stop with that **** gayboy.
[OOC] Zach Hayes: b-but that's where i poop, uguu!
[OOC] 'Sentinel': dont tell me what to do senpai-san
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: bak nigs
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: WB, IT TOOK YOU A HOUR, YOU SAID 10 MINS
[OOC] Emmie Johnson: Make Melvin Refugee
[OOC] Zach Hayes: **** FINALLY MAN YOUR MIDDAY FAP TAKES WAY TOO LONG JESUS CHRIST
[OOC] 'Sentinel': COLONEL CAMPBELL IS ON THE SERVER
OOC] Rufus Grimm: I can't get into Fairy Tail. Steins; Gate, Robotic; Notes, AoT, Eren, black bullet pls
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: **** EREN
[OOC] Charles 'Hammer' Martell: Steins;Gate is love, Steins;Gate is life.
[OOC] 'Sentinel': >you cant get into AoT; maybe Lucky Star is more your thing
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Eren the anime not Attack on Titan character ok.
[OOC] Zach Hayes: i remember when i tried to watch lucky star because there was like some cult **** following of it on ROBLOX (you heard me right)
[OOC] 'Egg' 'Rul'Vaso'Era: you can attack my titan ;)))))
[OOC] Conor McGowan: STOP WITH THAT FAGGOTY AS SENPAI ****. LAWD.
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Stop with that Senpai-Thing
[OOC] 'Sentinel': I'm gonna unload onto you if you don't calm down.
[OOC] 'Shiki': You just cant afford dog food, admit it
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: How 'bout a big nice cup of STFU, Montel Porter?
[OOC] Montel Porter: well i dont have a dog so i dont need to buy dog food + i'd rather eat well than spend 8 hours a day waiting for rp
[OOC] Montel Porter: hitler was austrailian
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Austrian*
[OOC] 'Shiki': putin - josef mengele
[A rather fit woman wh...] says "I'm going to shoot you in the face, is that okay?"
[LOOC] Montel Porter: when the **** did this happen
[OOC] 'Barbarian': finally i can stop being a **** because i now have a belt
[OOC] 'Reilly': Hold on. dont shoot. I just blew you up m8
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-857: Blew us up?
[OOC] OTA-KNIGHT.OWS-390: no, i was shooting, missed like 4 shots and then hit 1 which spread up to her head by pure chance
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: Slam doesn't do anyting to an APC. It's anti-personel not anti-tank.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: Plus it's a directional explosion so it's directed away from the APC.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-857: I didn't know an anti personnel mine could blow a tank to smitherines
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: FFS, stop the OOC and RP please.
[OOC] 'Reilly': I put it on the BACK of the APC. which is a door for personnel. Something would've happened.
[OOC] 'Dena': I'm RPing if we're going to argue about every **** action
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: S.L.A.M is HE based so it won't do anything.
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: FFS, stop the OOC and RP please.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: And it fired outwards not inwards from the APC.
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: and nobody ate dinner that night
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[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: this just in, guevara cannot stop sucking dick; scientists are baffled by the lack of a cure - "No end in sight." Researchers say
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: Union, yeah, maybe i suck dick's, cause i'm a girl IRL, so that's nothing new bro
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: ****
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: Where did i get shot?
[OOC] 'Reilly': Yeah.
[Giant Red Iris / Thin...] yells "Gerr, lung'gung. Jella'gerr."
[OOC] 'Mute': is that vort mating call
[OOC] 'Reilly': haha, you're a female
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: s-sorry
OPF-UNION.10.XXX says "<:: YOU WRAK A DISPREEN"
OPF-UNION.09.XXX says "<:: Ma'am, permission to...handle it?"
[LOOC] OPF-SWORD-02.XXX: AAA A ****
[OOC] David Booker: daily reminder that crossbows hurt kids
[PM] Gabriel Dixon: ;) (secret backstory: gabriel dixon shot david oocly on accident and rufus forced him to roleplay it out as friendly fire)
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: uh.. I may of found out some bad news.
[LOOC] 'Jello': ?
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: Gabriel was firing heated bolts.
[OOC] Audra 'Audy' Buckley: no
[OOC] John Blank: can I be a head crab?
[OOC] Audra 'Audy' Buckley: n0
[OOC] John Blank: I want to control people
[OOC] David Booker: join the illuminati
'Shiki' has slain 'S'.
'S' says "<:: Idiors."
[LOOC] 'S': /me moans
[OOC] 'Pandora': 19:04 - Wess: LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY BACK UP THE BOOTY I NEED THE BOOTY I LIKE THE BOOTY OH WHAT A BOOTY SHAKING THAT BOOTY I SAW THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY LORD WHAT A BOOTY BRING ON THE BOOTY GIVE UP TH
[OOC] Cuzy Marten: lewd
Tuuli Juuilainen-Grissom yells "// shut the **** up ****"
2:30 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Conor McGowan: **** off commie
2:30 PM - #swavey: t-tfw
2:31 PM - #swavey: tfw conor will never call you a commie as he pounds your ass in
3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: adn this woman were kissRPing
3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: and i went to ruin it,
3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: but a CP beat me up
LOOC] C17:i1.JUDGE-1: because you were involved in an act of violence
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: i just kissed a dude.
[OOC] John 'Castro' Lavelle: gonna go **** my dad, bye
Doublechief has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] 'S': can i help
[OOC] OPF-UNION.09.XXX: Can I watch?
OPF-UNION.09.XXX says "<:: Seriously, Booker is kick ass."
David Booker says "T-t-t-t-t-t-thanks."
** [About 6'5/Large blue ...] peeks his face around the corner, ducking just slightly under the top of the door entrance.
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: **** off.
[LOOC] Xan'Norl'Klojn: never
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[[:Feminine|5'9|Fluent...] radios in "Just uh, changed."
** [6ft1'|Scottish Accent...] would step back admiring his work "Done"
[OOC] 'Jello': SHE'S NAKED! GET HER!
[OOC] 'Jello': So many Male_09s
[6ft1'|Scottish Accent...] radios in "Who is this?"
[OOC] Gabriel Dixon: fight me fag
[OOC] David Booker: at least its not the army of male_07
'Shiki' set 'Jello''s model to models/Humans/Group01/male_07.mdl.
[OOC] 'Jello': /me leaves Booker
[OOC] David Booker: PLEASE COME BACK AND LOVE ME
[OOC] David Booker: why is there no rogue named senpai yet, the potential is limitless
[OOC] 'Shiki': shogun 2 is the best
[OOC] 'Mute': die
[OOC] 'Flame': edgy char v.2
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: WE GOT A 12 YEAR OLD OVER HERE
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: EITHER THAT OR A GIRL
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: THEY SOUND THE SAME
[LOOC] 'Reilly': either way, i'll **** em
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: me too
[LOOC] 'Reilly': just put a bag over their head
[LOOC] 'Reilly': cant even tell then
[LOOC] 'Reilly': only by the fact that they have a ****
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: aside from uh
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: the shape
[LOOC] 'Reilly': but their ass is just as tight as a girl's
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: of their body
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: and their ****
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: and uh
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: their skin
[LOOC] 'Reilly': some 12 year old boys have girly bodies
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: like you
[LOOC] 'Reilly': why the **** are we having this conversation
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: Pump me full of your hot, stick, gooey seed until I can't move because of the intense numbness through my entire body.
[OOC] 'Reilly': Shut the **** up
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: I can see my reflection in the whites of your eyes as they roll back off the insurrmountable pleasure you take from the feeling of my hot, gooey seed in your tight crevice... I look pretty.
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: /w its not like anything bad will happen if we have sexual intercourse in public after all
[OOC] 'Reilly': i don't want my h-husband to know, senõr isocade
[OOC] Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver: i bet your breast milk would make some damn good cheese.
David Booker yells "YOU TOO"
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: YOU TOO
[OOC] Christian Serpentine: can i be cool too
[OOC] Gustav Rudinsky: i am the rat king
[OOC] Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver: no
[OOC] Ptolemy Dwyer: back (rare footage of dwyer being played)
[OOC] Gustav Rudinsky: and this **** is just rank ^
[5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] radios in "950."
[LOOC] 'Reilly': ****
[Black man with black ...] says "OI WANNA SEE SOME BLACK MAGIC"
[OOC] 'Flame': WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME?!
** [Black man with black ...] fLOATS
[Blue eyes|Irish accen...] yells "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS. COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS! TELL HER HOW THE IRA MADE YOU RUN LIKE HEL AWAY, FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LAKES OF KILLESHANDRA!"
[LOOC] 'Flame': I DON'T WANNA DIIEIEEEEEEEE
[OOC] 'Reilly': WE'RE HUNTIN' OURSELVES A ****-BOY
[Black man with black ...] yells "YE"
** Jack Gace would shake his bloody hand, and run off into the Fallout roleplay portal.
[OOC] David Booker: HAHAHA
OOC] Jack Gace: What? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: Shut the **** up **** *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB!
[OOC] Jack Gace: >You are just noob
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
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** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] flashes a mischevious look to his partner, "Shall we show her what we...specialize in?"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Close together?
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: they're tied together, you're hogtied
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Got it
** [Large, bushy brown be...] chuckles, giving the woman a quick look before turning back to his partner. "Ja, let's."
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I take it am gonna be your slave?
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] looks down to the woman, "Mmh...I think she'll do very well."
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yep
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I wonder how that will go?
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mm-hm."
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: sexually
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: But after the ****, Then what? Am I just hogtied in a room?
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you'll see
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Fair enough
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Open your mouth, girlie, let's see vat you have."
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] looks away from him
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You do not have enough inventory space!
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] steps forward, going to put a forceful hand at her jaw. He'd pinch at her jaw muscles, trying to open her mouth by force, "I said open!"
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] her mouth opens forcefully.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] looks inside, "Clean. She yells too much, though."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Hmh, she does."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "We should get the gag, but that removes half the fun..."
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] closes her mouth grunting.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] releases her mouth, turning to his friend, "So, oral, or the other end?"
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Vhich one would you prefer?"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "I'd say, orahl."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says ".. To start."
[26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] says "You get am gonna bite your godamm **** off.."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Not the vay we do it, honey."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Ve make SURE."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mmh."
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Just rememeber that I would be able to bite your **** off, And without me sucking it's not really oral :)
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] grunts
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we know, we're in no danger
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Alright then
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Vell...let's waste no time, then."
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] approaches his partner, going to place his hands at the big burly man's hips. He leans his face in close, pressing his thick lips to his partner's, their beard hairs scratching against eachother in this sweaty passionate moment of manlove.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I can picture my char being naked in a room, Hogtied and she has to eat of a bowl.. While locked in a room..
** [Large, bushy brown be...] wraps his large arms about his equally large and burly partner, pressing his thick lips against his partner's.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: ok Ok what the fek..
watermancer has disconnected from the server.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] brings his hands up underneath the bear of a man's shirt, tracing his hairy but chiseled body up and down. He'd rest his hands at the giant jellybean-sized nipples, going to give them gentle pinches.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously.. Get IC
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we are IC
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: This is derpy as **** and its on pourpouse
** [Large, bushy brown be...] responds with a deep growl-like murmur of pleasure, sliding his own hands into Bjork's shirt, rubbing his hands up and down his hairy, manly chest.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: of course it's own purpose.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it's IC
** gay people exist in real life
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: nvm
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] lets out a few heavy, deep masculine sounds of primal lust as he presses himself against his lover. He soon brings his hands down from his nipples, slowly gliding them down to reach the belt of the man he's intertwined with. He'd slide his hands slowly
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: FUUUUUUUCK
** -beneath said belt, giving a small squeeze to the giant's manhood.l
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: This is- If you two have gay sex. Am gone.
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: no avoiding RP
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: do you have something against gays, or something?
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: racist
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: No dissrepect but I have nothing against gays but I don't want to be in the gay sex rp.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you aren't IN it
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you're spectating it
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you can be in it if you ant
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we're raping you in a way
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: but no girls allowed.
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we're raping your expectations
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: yes
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I don't want to be near it. Please don't ****ing do it.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: too bad
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it's IC and RP
** ain't nothing wrong with a little manlove
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Again I have nothing against gays but I don't want to be near two men making love..
** yes you do, its built inside of us all internally
** [Large, bushy brown be...] continues to rub his hands up and down his Partner's chiselled, sweaty chest. Moving his hands down toward his backside, slipping a hand underneath his trousers and giving the Giant's buttocks a hefty and hearty squeeze.
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Oh, Hanshel~"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Ja, Bjork~"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously..
watermancer has connected to the server.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: what?
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] presses his groin closer to his lover's, in a gentle, loving thrust. He'd take his hand ever so slowly from the **** of his lover, teasing him as he runs a hand up the center of his scrotum.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Just ease up a little? I don't want to be a **** but I am trying to nicely ask if you two can stop the gayness a li-
** THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we should we tone down the gayness?
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: why*
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it comes natural.
** [Large, bushy brown be...] lets out a lust filled guttural moan of satisfaction and yearning, using a sweat-lubricated finger to prod and poke at his Lover's puckered anus.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I told you, I don't have anything against gays but it's uncomftable reading it.. Two men making love. Nothing wrong with it but id rather not see it
** okay this is too gay
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "O-ooah~"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mnhhn..~"
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] lifts his head up as a beckoning for his lover to kiss his neck, beginning to softly caress the heavy, hairy ballsack of this bull of a man.
[PM] Amy Dawson: I really want to log out, I can't get across these two without offending them. I dont hate gays but I don't want to read two men making love..
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[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Back to rp?
** [Large, bushy brown be...] leans in, letting his tongue loll forth from his mouth, licking a trail up from his lover's hairy chest, up to the nape of his neck, kissing passionatly.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously, Are we rp'ing or are you two trolling?
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Hanshel, **** me like that night at the ski lodge!"
** [6'3| Haitian accent| ...] opens up the front door, holding his rifle.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] suddenly turns to the left at the sound of the door opening, his hands embracing his lover.
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] would be standing to the man's immediate left, only seeing the woman on the counter.
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] looks over to her left
** [6'3| Haitian accent| ...] just stares at the pair of men.
[6'3| Haitian accent| ...] says "Barbs!"
[6'3| Haitian accent| ...] says "We got a pair of ****s!"
** [Large, bushy brown be...] pauses his kissing for only a second, staring at the intruder.
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Run, Hanshel!"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Told you two to get IC.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we are IC.
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] raises his AK47, racking the bolt.
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] attempts to struggle
** [Large, bushy brown be...] turns tail, and begins to sprint off.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: You cant sprint from a person holding a AK..
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we can.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] runs off with his lover, his rock hard 9' **** bouncing in his loose overalls.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: At this range he wont miss
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: PFPFTPTP
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] fires at the two as they sprint off, the shots missing due to him being inexperienced with a firearm and not being used to the recoil.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Really?
10:03 PM - saltmancer: i just let a girl get raped
10:05 PM - ratmancer: HAHAHA
10:10 PM - sodium chloride: i expect rufus grimm to actually be a grissom who dyed his hair
10:10 PM - mgsv_tpp.iso: i swear to god if that is true
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[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: QUIET UP IN CELL BLOCK A
Yøshї™ has connected to the server.
[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: CONTRABAND SEARCH
Blake 'King Henry' Poehl says "Seen'er once 'r twice, in 'dat valley."
[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: SPREAD THOSE LEGS
[OOC] Johnathan Markson: those combines are the bad guys and citizens are good right ?
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: No.
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ALL THIS **** IS MAKING ME MISS GAY SEX
'Barbarian' has banned '◕�◕' permanently (Turning the server into a sick fantasy.).
'Barbarian' has used '/PlyBan cand 0 Turning the server into a sick fantasy.'.
'Candy' (STEAM_0:1:65056854) has disconnected.
◕�◕ has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] 'Barbarian': and thus
[OOC] 'Flame': Best reason
[OOC] 'Barbarian': the server is cleansed
[OOC] David Booker: you're a big guy
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: for you
for you
** for you
** [5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] for you
[5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] yells "for you"
[5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] says "for you"
[5'6|ScandinavianOrigi...] yells "ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY?!"
[5'7|Brown Eyes|Greyin...] finally pulls his erect heat-seeking moisture missile out of his pants, before leaning down to rub a couple of fingers along her- ow im on fire
** Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver begins to crawl backwards, yelling out "CAN'T STOP THE RAT!"
Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver says "****, you're right."
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: TIGHT*
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: you aint right abotu ****
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: ****, YOU'RE RIGHT.
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: ****, YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: PFFFT
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ****
** The rats commence freaking out, as it looks like pops is killing someone so they can have a meal.
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: i dont even find this arousing; this is ****ing hilarious
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: funniest ****o 2014
[OOC] 'Osiris': Now begins the story of trash guy, who has a dark secret.
[OOC] 'Buzzsaw': he's a huge ****
[The Real Slim Shady ...] says "how i becoemm cp"
MPF.C18-JUDGE.04.992 says "<:: Now get to the wall."
Marshal Mathers says "help"
[OOC] Kaya Doge has unbanned 'Detective Naoto Shirogane'.
[OOC] Hugh Heffernan: best girl is coming back
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[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: I ejaculated in my chocomilk
[OOC] Joanna Robare: im nuclear
[OOC] 'Reilly': "wow **** you got owned" - Socrates
[5'9|African-American|...] says "I'm used to tit."
[OOC] Dona Luus: the admin system has to change it, ik how to remove color correction tho
[5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] says "To tit?"
4:36 PM - saltmancer: ** [5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] reaches her feminine hand down to cup his balls in a very FEMININE WAY OH GOD KYUNDI YOU HETEROSEXUAL
Joanna Robare set Rodriguez 'Peanut' Kreeg's name to Rodriguez 'Pablo' Por Kreeg.
[OOC] 'Reilly': AHHAHA
** The rats intensify.
** [Shaven head l Beady e...] is currently wearing an impenetrable chastity belt, with Mexican flags on
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: the roll system is inherently better than PTL
Joanna Robare has kicked 'Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson' (SHUT).
[A man wearing a light...] says "Seniapia, dox masto."
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: SENPAI
9:51 PM - saltmancer: you have a choice
9:51 PM - Gate: yes
9:51 PM - saltmancer: i either play spellcaster and make team useless
9:51 PM - saltmancer: or i play martial and make everyone useless
9:52 PM - Gate: no
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: h-hi
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: Did you just step through
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: :^)
** The sexual tension between the two rise.
** Something tight would suddenly snag around Joanna's ankle.
** [5'7; Shoulder Length ...] oH **** WHAT
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
** Orin 'Punished' Daniel is broken
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[OOC] Joanna Robare: okay
[Shaven head l Beady e...] yells "FIX IT."
[OOC] Henry Smith: despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
[OOC] Dominic Martinelli: RAT
[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "Don't fuckin' drag me you colossal retard!"
5:36 PM - [LG] Isocade: [LOOC] Gabriel Dixon: wow i should just like
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: not really
5:36 PM - OCEAN BLUE: geeze is everyone beating on each other like a dysfunctional detroit family
5:38 PM - Marsi: Kikkini is **** gay yo
[OOC] Gabriel Dixon: where the **** did cowboy go
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i am the chimney
[OOC] Aiden Arcade: im going to molest you like a catholic priest
[OOC] Joanna Robare: what the ****
[OOC] Joanna Robare: Scott Bentley has used '/Me takes off his boxers and starts wanking his dick, quickly getting an **** and premature ejaculates on Aidens shirt.'.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: daily reminder
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[LOOC] Henry Smith: hi im joanna i suck di cks
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: are you jealous
** [[|A Tall Figure|Long,...] would lower his head, Sobbing under his Skull Face-Plate,''I never wanted to do it! He told me to,... She told me to! The little girl cried while I hung her father by his Orgens off the Roof of his House while his wife lay dead on the bed!''
[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "Calm your ****, no one cares."
[[|A Tall Figure|Long,...] says "I,... Did not choose! I,... Am stuck shearing one body with 'Six' [Now do you get it] people!"
[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "And stop cryin', yo' damn mask is gonna fill up and you'll drown."
** Joanna Robare is silently listening in on Bloodyface from American Horror Story rant on.
[LOOC] Gabriel Dixon: im actually done with life
'Beriothien' set ooc_interval to '420'.
[OOC] Isaac Freewaters: BLAZEIT
[OOC] [SA] Olbrecht Eckehart: Sorry spellings off Im a bit crazy today. Sorta lost my job.
[OOC] Aniea Galantstar: jobs are for the employed
[OOC] 'Gabrielle': ****, sorry dude.
[OOC] [SA] Olbrecht Eckehart: Which I was, until three hours ago.
[OOC] Isaac Freewaters: was your job a spell checker?
[LOOC] Evelyn U. Foster: this character has a crush on you
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: everyone does
[OOC] 'Sentinel': its canon rob is ded
Phily has loaded the character 'Rob Wayland'.
[5'10''. Short blonde ...] says "Bloody hell."
[OOC] Henry Smith: WHHYYY
** [5'10''. Short blonde ...] shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
** Suroy Branch kiss.
[LOOC] Suroy Branch: void
[OOC] MPF-C17.i4:XXX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A FU CK UP TODAY IS
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: JACK
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: all that effort to leave the nexus
Jack Strider says "Oh factoring hectopascals!"
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: and solf kills me
** Rufus Grimm has rolled 0 out of 100.
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: wow
** Rufus Grimm has rolled 95 out of 100.
** Rufus Grimm yessssssssssssssss
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: NO
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM NO FOOL
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM NO ROOKIE
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM A TEN YEAR VET
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: LET ME SEE YOU
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: GRIT
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THOSE
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: TEETH
** Joanna Robare has rolled 100 out of 100.
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** [5,6|25|GreenEyes|Redw...] kicks her boots off, And hops onto the box.
** plot twist: thats a tv
[PM] Paul Sheldon: wait
[LOOC] Lauren Whittaker: Oh
Joseph Crimson says "A shop."
Joseph Crimson says "With another register in it."
[5'10; Scruffy Brown H...] says "Looks like there's nothing in there."
Joseph Crimson says "It might have some money in it."
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: one second
** The mattress baiting seems to work.
** Joseph Crimson chucks it at the windows once more.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 16 out of 100.
** Joseph Crimson misses.
** The windows are made of plexiglass.
Joseph Crimson says "Once more!"
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 100 out of 100.
** JESUS CHRIST THEY EXPLODE VIOLENTLY, SHATTERING INTO MICROFIBERS
** Joseph Crimson powergames
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 86 out of 100.
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: OH ****
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: might as well kill myself
Paul Sheldon has used '/CharFallOver 1'.
worldspawn has killed Paul Sheldon.
Joanna Robare says "I came for you."
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: OH DEAR
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: falco
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: waht the ****
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: does
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: two open knobs
Paul Sheldon says "[ mean"
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: you have that in your physdesc
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT TOO
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: GOBLIN DARTS
[OOC] Paul Sheldon: has nobody noticed the main character of attack on titan is apparently a character here
[OOC] MPF-C17.i5:XXX: no nobody's noticed
[OOC] Lauren Whittaker: I dont watch attack on titan
[OOC] Martin 'Marty' Moreno: aot is a **** anime
[OOC] Eren Yaeger: İts Me ....?
[OOC] Mike Hog: Sex-life
MPF-C17.i1:070 has used '/Me Attempts to kick him in the shin with his boot, Grunting through the mask "FACE THE WALL!"'.
[OOC] Riley Woods: Hot Dicks
[OOC] Paul Sheldon: Left 4 Head
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Guys."
[OOC] Robert Baldwin: How do you get a custom model?
Joseph Crimson says "Hi."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Lets go to my place."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "And have a cup.."
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Nah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "OF SHUT THE **** UP!"
[LOOC] Riley Woods: void
[LOOC] Riley Woods: ****
Joseph Crimson says "Sounds tast-"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Holy ****"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Did anyone else just get shot at?"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "WE ALMOST GOT SHOT!"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Yeah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "No **** sherlock!"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Must've been the wind."
[OOC] Derrick Baldwin: Let's just hope it's not ERP central down there where everyone is the edge with a cool hairstyle and so young (16-20) who hate the combine only because they're rebellious
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** Kaori Naketawa she'd quickly turn around; ''You do? Do you know where they are..?!"
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: wait did you put your clothes on
[LOOC] Reagan Rozanaite: nope
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: no :c
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: please s- NOOOO
[LOOC] Reagan Rozanaite: HIS EYES
** Joseph Crimson has his retinas burned.
** Kaori Naketawa is still pressed against the wall in fear but just turned around in excitement.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 21 out of 100.
Tupac Isn't Dead He's In ISIS has connected to the server.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: WHAT
[OOC] Joanna Robare: HE IS?
[5,6|25|GreenEyes|Redw...] says "I like the ocasional **** banging"
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has the man now in the urange grapple, grabbing at the waist of his pants with his other hand and going to lift the man up with his gr8m8 muscles.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 20 out of 20.
** Joseph Crimson closy opens the door to unleash his most powerful move yet.
** Joseph Crimson the multidimensional niggerbeater.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 933883199 out of 1000000000.
** The two finishers battle for dominance hard, but the rats are gaining power!
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: its 1-10 rolling now son
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 7 out of 10.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 7 out of 10.
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i4:XXX: OH ****
Joseph Crimson says "GIGA"
Joseph Crimson says "DRILL"
Joseph Crimson says "BREAKER"
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 6 out of 10.
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: CARBON"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: BASED"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: ORGANIC"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: SWAG"
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 2 out of 10.
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: AAAAAAA-"
** Joseph Crimson gets the man caught in his rhythem.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX begins to lose the upper hand, his eyes going wide under the will-grown sunglasses.
Joseph Crimson says "WHAT FOOLISHNESS"
Joseph Crimson says "MY BURNING BLOOD WILL CUT THROUGH FATE"
Joseph Crimson says "WE BREAK THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND DIMENSIONS"
Joseph Crimson says "AND DEFY ALL WHO OWULD STOP US TO GRAB HOLD OF OUR PATH"
Joseph Crimson says "TENGEN TOPPA"
Joseph Crimson says "GURREN LAGANN"
Joseph Crimson yells "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: I"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: THE WWE CHAMPION"
Joseph Crimson says "REVOLVER OCELOT"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: I"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: JOHN CENA"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: THE CHAMP"
** Joseph Crimson autoloses
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: IS"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: HEEEEEERE"
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 5 out of 10.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 10 out of 10.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: goddamn lauren your models ass is **** fantastic
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** Darren White brings the rag up and wraps it about his fist. Moving up on his tip-toes, he'd slowly wipe the TV Screen and attempt to clean it pretty fuckin well.
** Darren White has rolled 0 out of 100.
** Darren White punches his fist and entire arm straight through the TV Screen and straight through to the other side. Satisfied with his work, he'd shove the glass covered rag back into his pocket.
Darren White says "Nicey slicey."
** Darren White flips his heels up, pushing himself off from the nearby wall. He'd then begin to roll away, backwards, from the Officer on his rollerblade shoes.
Darren White says "Get with the times, Grandpa."
(https://i.gyazo.com/bec8667119fa1076abdf87940cd50ec5.png)
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[LOOC] Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom: He's just spying it's not like he's running in like a twat. "
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CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
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** Darren White brings the rag up and wraps it about his fist. Moving up on his tip-toes, he'd slowly wipe the TV Screen and attempt to clean it pretty fuckin well.
** Darren White has rolled 0 out of 100.
** Darren White punches his fist and entire arm straight through the TV Screen and straight through to the other side. Satisfied with his work, he'd shove the glass covered rag back into his pocket.
Darren White says "Nicey slicey."
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[OOC] I HATE THE COMBINE: F U C K THE COMBINE
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Gate has created a Citizen character called 'Kazuhira 'Empty My Nine Into The Welfare Line" Miller'.
CCA.03:413 has banned 'Gate' permanently (Triggered).
[OOC] OPF.05:277: Rest in peace he was the saviour of his time
[OOC] Dutch Wolff: oh what the **** that dude was funny as **** you buzz killington person you
CCA.03:413 set Conor McGowan's custom class to AMMO.
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Kikkini has created a Citizen character called 'Trevor 'Doc' Smith'.
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[OOC] Conor McGowan: I was born on columbine. It's in the blood.
[OOC] Conor McGowan: Wrong chat. Pls respond
[ADMIN CHAT] Jack Strider - Admin: lamborghini adventure
Kiwuu (STEAM_0:0:27395232) has connected.
worldspawn has killed 'Sigma'.
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: whoops
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Derrick Baldwin has used '/CharPhysDesc Bald | 5'7" | Caucasian | Blue Eyes | Athletic Figure | Late-20s | Personality Is An Enigma, Like A Beautiful Shining Light Amidst A Nation Of The Forgetten Legacy Of The Damned | Black Sweater'.
Robert Baldwin has used '/CharPhysDesc Bald | 5'7" | Caucasian | Blue Eyes | Athletic Figure | Late-20s | Personality Is An Enigma, Like A Beautiful Shining Light Amidst A Nation Of The Forgetten Legacy Of The Damned | Black Coat.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh god no.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W No no no no no.'.
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: so where did the directory tab go
[ADMIN CHAT] Joanna Robare - SuperAdmin: :)
@operator Rufus Grimm: :)
[6,1 ft | Black woolle...] says "So basically I fu cked her."
[6,1 ft | Black woolle...] says "Both physically and mentally."
[6'2 | Pale skin | Nor...] says "I always knew you had it in you to be straight."
It's Not Time has connected to the server.
[OOC] 'Sigma': it's time
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: OH BABY
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: 20/20 ON THE INSIDE OF THE CAR
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: ISOCADE WOT DO I GET
Jane Gace has used '/PM william a small model of a lamborghini, and the car registration'.
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: ARE YOU ****JNHGYKIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWW??
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: you find dozens of ancient paper currency notes from a good time
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: and keys to the car, but it's most likely defunct
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: alongside a small note written in english for some reason
William Web has used '/Me shrugs and pockets the currency, turning around and going on his way.'.
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: it reads "You know what's better than money? Knoooooowledge."
[OOC] Wesmille Groy: save i, rolled a 0
'Sigma' has slain Wesmille Groy.
[OOC] Jane Gace: HAHAAHHA
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02:04 - isecade: MARSI
02:04 - isecade: IS NOT
02:04 - isecade: A
02:04 - isecade: GIRL
02:04 - isecade: IT'S
02:04 - isecade: A
02:04 - Kikkinise: ...
02:04 - isecade: ROBOT
00:21 - Prole Babstoop: https://vine.co/v/e5YHPqWzdZJ
Kikkini in charge of instrumentals
17:40 - isecade: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1437752375704.webm
17:40 - isecade: Kikkini as a dog
17:41 - Kikkinise: YOU ****
17:41 - Kikkinise: ****
17:41 - isecade: HAAHA
17:41 - Kikkinise: SHUT UP ;_;
17:41 - isecade: HAHAAHHA
17:41 - isecade: IM SO SORRY
17:41 - isecade: AT LEAST IT'S CUTE
17:41 - Kikkinise: >AT LEAST
17:41 - Kikkinise: I-
17:41 - isecade: KIKKINI NO
17:41 - isecade: DONT
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** 'Sigma' performs exhaustive cavity search.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] w-what
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] s-SIGMA NO
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] is searched- Having heavy armor on and the sniper rifle with the one point sling. The rifle is clearly heavily customized. The individual themself has no real noteable gear.
** 'Sigma' has to go deeper.
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': i dont even know whats going on
'Sigma' has used '/CharSearch'.
'Sigma' has used '/StorageTakeTokens 100.00'.
'Sigma' has used '/StorageClose'.
** 'Sigma' nab money
'Sigma' has used '/Me nab money'.
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': give that **** back
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': fag boy
** 'Sigma' goes deeper in searching, searching specifically for a wiretap.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] eventually grows extremely uncomfortable with this- "<:: What in the hell are you trying to do?" Meanwhile- There is no wiretap to be discovered, not even a portable radio.
** 'Sigma' is pretty convinced there is one somewhere, deeper search.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] listen mate if you search any deeper you're gonna hit my breasts
** 'Sigma' takes the risk.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] nOOOO
** roll a perception check
** 'Sigma' has rolled 19 out of 20.
** Because Sigma is such a pushy bastard- The individual's gender as a female is discovered easily, alongside various other things such as- Hey, there's actually no wiretap or communication line at all. However, there IS an old, corroded, and clearly outdated biosignal tracker. Judging by the condition, it's been non-functional for a long time.
** roll a sense motive check
** 'Sigma' has rolled 11 out of 20.
** Sigma also sense that the individual is very :( about this process.
'Sigma' says "So, you ARE with the combine?"
** 'Sigma' points to the biosignal.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] looks down at where he's pointing- Then up to him since the poor nigga is short.
[5'2; Thickly Padded W...] says "<:: I was, but I've been long discharged. Three years ago was my last interaction with them."
** 'Sigma' detective sense of detecting lies activates.
** 'Sigma' has rolled 10 out of 20.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] is not lying.
[LOOC] 'Sigma': beat that
[LOOC] 'Sigma': DO IT
** 'Sentinel' has rolled 9 out of 20.
[LOOC] 'Sigma': GET DESTROYED
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[LOOC] Mallow Withers: we're mlg no-scopers punk
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "WHat"
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "The ****"
Neal Hendrickson says "WHAT?"
Iezabel Falco says "Whoops."
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "Are you doing here"
Mallow Withers says "GHOSTS!"
Iezabel Falco says "My bad."
Neal Hendrickson yells "GHOSTS!"
Iezabel Falco says "Y-Ya' can move."
Neal Hendrickson yells "GHOSTS!"
[5'10" | American Acce...] says "Ghosts?"
Somebody yells " Ghosts!"
** Neal Hendrickson begins screaming
[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.01.548 [X] ([SCG] sgarner215): **** why do we even have female high command
MPF.C18-UNION.EpU.550 says "<:: Get it through your head."
[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.EpU.550 (Redwoody): because they have more balls than u
[An average citizen we...] says "[ oooo"
[LOOC] An average citizen wearing a blu... ([SCG] Diabeetus): ooooooooooooooo
[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.01.548 [X] ([SCG] sgarner215): lol ur dead
[LOOC] American Accent|6'0|Blue Eyes|Bl... (Dark Lord Chin Chin): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[LOOC] American Accent|6'0|Blue Eyes|Bl... (Dark Lord Chin Chin): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[OOC] Miranda Langevin: fiddle my egg
Pointing Fungus has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Test: hows it looking
[OOC] Suroy Branch: cuck
[OOC] Cat Named Fish: They're just beating down the black folk.
[OOC] Gate: deservedly so
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Igor Krafchenkov says "Seven times. There're nine eleven casings here."
[LOOC] Igor Krafchenkov: >nine eleven
[LOOC] Kagari Kirei: 9/11 never forget
[OOC] 'Lil B': You're a big guy.
[GPDA]: [BANE] For you
[LOOC] Head Prof. Artur Ilyushin: clear pac you clearsky fag
[LOOC] 'Archer': make me
[LOOC] Bard Starstride: well fu ck my a ss
[LOOC] Ka'ra Narser: How do I use it?
[OOC] Cipher 86: What the **** are you doing
[OOC] LCpl. Jim Groundswell: i am the law
[OOC] Oola Ivaadi: Alright Brb gf drragging me out<<<<<<<<<<<<
[OOC] Bard Starstride: maybe she doesn't want you pretending to be a girl on the internet any more
Tyrone Jehoshaphat says "How much for a gun?"
[6'1|Combed Hair (Roug...] says "20 kids"
[LOOC] Jeffery 'Jeff' Illian: void
Johnny Serpentine says "tfw"
[OOC] Tyrone Jehoshaphat: Who is the owner of this server?
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: You
** JUST GON' SQUEEZ THRU HERE
[6'5 | Large Bag | Eld...] says "Danh!"
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: That is vortigese
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: yes
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: lies
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: for respect
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: liar
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: u lie
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: lol wat?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: it is m8o
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: it means "ni gger"
[OOC] Mark Lockfield: There was nothing i could do. He was a baby.
[OOC] Wesmille Groy: They were all fat, I released my trigger from the finger and then I was past the point of no return.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY BABY BABY
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THAT NINJA
** Mark Lockfield would nod his head.
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THAT NINJA'S GREY FOX
Vah'Kar says "Where to now? And to what end?"
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: YO DAT GAY FOX!?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: Gay fox?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: wat
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: CHUH NIGGA
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUIT
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
** Anna Sun could be wearing a fuc king bra and nobody would care.
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: OH LOL
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: WOW
** Yeah holy di cks we're in RP.
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: XD
** Like sh it can you contain yourself
** We're being serious and you're like "HOLY DAMN MYTIGHT SHIRT~"
** WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US
** UGUUUU KAWAI DESU NEEE
** WHO THE **** SAID THAT
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Robert Baldwin says "And nine eleven was an inside job."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "Yes.!"
** Robert Baldwin sets down a paper onto the desk and quickly writes onto it.
Derrick Baldwin says "Actually I investigated the jews that you seemingly distrust Delta, although they had planned to turn New York into Jew York they never did 9/11 as it would've been agaisnt their interest."
Derrick Baldwin says "Personally I think it's an admirable goal."
Derrick Baldwin says "Creating Jew York."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "I distrust Jews. ?"
Derrick Baldwin says "Well it was either them or the muslims who did it."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "How am I distrusting either of them by saying nine elleven was an Inside job.?"
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "If anything I'm distrusting the US goverment."
Robert Baldwin says "Oi vey or allahu akbar. Pick one."
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: Wait
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: rekt
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: 9/11 never happened
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: In HL@
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: ****
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: Hl2
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: **** YOU TIMELORE
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: wtf? how do u know, dont talk out ur ass
[OOC] Emma Johnson: Thanks
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: 2001 was 9/11
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: when did combine show up on this server
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: The resonance cascade was in the 90s
[OOC] Robert Baldwin: WHEN DID THE COMBINE SHOW UP IN THE LORE OF THIS SERVEr? IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF 9/11 HAPPENED
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: hence why in HL2 you always see unadvanced computers and such
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: 1998 actually
[OOC] Joanna Robare: 9/11 happened
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: YES
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: GET ****
[OOC] Delta Buxoy: ;^)
[OOC] Owen McCauley: The answer is 2012.
[OOC] Derrick Baldwin: But the Resonance Cascade was on 1998
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: YES
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: 9/11 HAPPENED
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: YESSS
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: impossible
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Delta Buxoy has used '/PM rufus you liked that didnt you, fgt'.
Delta Buxoy has used '/PM rufus :)'.
Rufus Grimm has used '/PM delta :)'.
Rufus Grimm has used '/W you fruit cake'.
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tyrone mansions has created a Citizen character called 'Tyrone Mansions'.
tyrone mansions has loaded the character 'Tyrone Mansions'.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Johnny Serpentine has used '/ClearPAC'.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Johnny Serpentine has used '/Observer'.
Johnny Serpentine has kicked 'Tyrone Mansions' (Punch****).
not tyrone mansions has connected to the server.
[OOC] 'Mute': my name's mute. i was raised by owls and breast-fed by tigers. i am ex-marine/navy/SAS/Mi5/astronaut and anyone who talks **** about my mom is gay. i cut my wrists in my sleep, im that edgy.
[OOC] 'Sigma': i was the owl that raised mute
[OOC] 'Mute': there's more. at the age of three my gorilla dad was killed by a human. i furiously made out with this lady and he gave me his sword so i cut him in half. to this day i keep that sword as a memoir that you're **** stupid and you all smell
[OOC] 'Mute': so how's that? i think that would be a pretty good description for a dating site
[OOC] 'Sentinel': likewise
[OOC] 'Sigma': you need more fedoras
[OOC] 'Mute': also at the age of fifty i read up the 50 Shades of Cutting Edge Banter and it made me rethink my life. this was commonly reffered to as 'mid-life crisis' but i knew better, it was simply an enlightment
[OOC] 'Sigma': razor sharp edge, throw on a trench coat and fingerless gloves, you're set to take on the world.
[OOC] 'Mute': so then, enlightend from my mid-life crisis i set off into the vast world, viewing it in my own eyes. what a **** shithole
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** [5'8; Shoulder Length ...] i sure hope im still wearing a bra or something
** [6,3 ft | Black woolle...] removed that.
** [5'8; Shoulder Length ...] noooo my titties my cold cold bloodless titties
** [6,3 ft | Black woolle...] did wrap bandages around your beautiful boobies though :)
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[ADMIN CHAT] Jan-Willem Dispa - SuperAdmin: just rp omg
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: anyone who rp's gets banned
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: dont tell me how to live my life
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: this is a no-rp server
[ADMIN CHAT] Jan-Willem Dispa - SuperAdmin: hey solf i rp'd
[ADMIN] 'Sigma' has warned Jan-Willem Dispa for: don't do that
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[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: I trust you Uncle Seagull. :).
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: Mistakes were made.
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[6,3 ft | Black woolle...] says "Because I'm idiot."
Conor McGowan has used '/Y chink'.
Conor McGowan has used '/Y GET OUT HERE'.
Andrew Gibson has used '/Me HEY SOLF BET YOU I CAN HIT RUFUS FROM THIS DISTANCE'.
Andrew Gibson has killed Rufus Grimm with Scoped M16.
Rufus Grimm has used '/W we having sex later yeah'.
Johnny Serpentine has used '/W totes'.
Andrew Gibson has used '/It bye rufus'.
Rufus Grimm has taken damage from Rufus Grimm with cw_keys.
Rufus Grimm has taken damage from Rufus Grimm with cw_keys.
Rufus Grimm has taken damage from Rufus Grimm with cw_keys.
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William Web yells "FU CKIN' CU NTS STORMING IN MY BLOODY BATHROOM STEALING MY BLOODY TOILET, ASKING ME ABOUT MY FU CKIN' DONGER!"
William Web yells "WHAT THE FU CK IS THIS?"
William Web yells "JANE, FU CK YOU!"
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11:32 PM - .îsòcâdè: Soviet Seagull - Space aspiration machine
11:33 PM - SovietSeagull: Space is my fuc king hood fam. I love that sh it. I could spout sh it for hours about how INFINITELY SMALL WE ARE and how NOTHING YOU WILL EVER DO IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL EVER MATTER TO ANYONE BUT YOU i mean, it's not like ANYONE WILL REMEMBER YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE
11:33 PM - .îsòcâdè: UNCLE SEAGULL PLEASE
11:33 PM - SovietSeagull: If I let it. That thought spooks me.
11:34 PM - SovietSeagull: It teaches humility too. I like it. 04:33 - .îsòcâdè: UNCLE SEAGULL PLEASE
"CONOR STOP TELLING THE KIDS HOW THEY'RE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO"
11:34 PM - SovietSeagull: i'M OFF
11:34 PM - SovietSeagull: Sleep tite
11:34 PM - .îsòcâdè: AHAHAH
11:34 PM - .îsòcâdè: Will do
11:34 PM - SovietSeagull: You know it bit ch
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12:50 PM - SovietSeagull: oyy vey?
12:51 PM - sodium chloride: OY VEY
Killborn Bloodbane has used '/Me unzips katana'.
[ADMIN CHAT] Henrick 'Poncho' Masterson - Admin: how're you
Henrick 'Poncho' Masterson has used '/PACEditor'.
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: i wish i could shoot up a school
6:47 PM - Prole Babstoop: so steffane
6:47 PM - Prole Babstoop: ie
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: RP'd as a 12 year old girl with D-cup ****
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: ERPing with some like
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: 40 year old woman
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: then he sent it to Martz
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: martz posted it
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: martz got weekbanned
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: ghoul and steff got perma'd
6:48 PM - Gate: HAHAHAHA
6:48 PM - Prole Babstoop: im laf
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[Light American accent...] says "u wan go bro"
'410' says "<:: m8y"
[Light American accent...] says "il fuk u up m8"
'410' says "<:: il rek u"
[Light American accent...] says "l fuk u up m8"
'410' says "<:: m8"
'410' says "<:: u under arest"
[Light American accent...] says "u wan go m8"
'410' says "<:: les do et m8"
'410' says "<:: oi"
'410' says "<:: fuk dis"
'410' says "<:: les go drinkin"
[Light American accent...] says "ya"
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** [6'1, Medium wavy brow...] seems really calm about this yo, "Do you wanna bang?"
[LOOC] Reese Oliver: ****ing andrew
** [5' 10" | English acce...] break neck rp
** rat noises
** [Female l 5'7" l Mid 2...] looks away, flushing slightly. "Uh... well..." looks back at him. "Uhm... im...ive never done it before..."
** o-oh andrew-chan~
[LOOC] Reese Oliver: 15-year-old-pu ssy
[LOOC] Reese Oliver: andrew's favorite
** [6'1, Medium wavy brow...] would rise up after the lawful hot dickings, going to grab at his pants from the ground.
** his pants contain a spider
** [Female l 5'7" l Mid 2...] sits up, whiping her head slightly. "wow...."
** onii-chan don't go
[6'1, Medium wavy brow...] says "Yeah, I know."
** [6'1, Medium wavy brow...] flicks the spider away and gets all dressed and ****.
** the spider summons its stand
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Gavin E. Miller has used '/PM william i want ACTION'.
William Web has used '/PM gavin bend over'.
[ADMIN] William Web has warned Jan-Willem Dispa for: being gay as fuk
[OOC] 'Sigma': dispa is a bully let the world know
[ADMIN] Jan-Willem Dispa has warned 'Sigma' for: meta
8:34 PM - Kikkini entered chat.
8:34 PM - Kikkini: HEY I HEARD THIS WAS THE DEGENERATE CHAT?
8:34 PM - Kikkini was kicked by .îsòcâdè.
11:00 PM - .îsòcâdè: im gonna ra pe you
11:00 PM - .îsòcâdè: so
11:00 PM - .îsòcâdè: hard
11:01 PM - Kiwuu: me too
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Lewis Kaine has used '/Me Exclamation marks are for nerds'.
Lewis Kaine has used '/Me 's face lights up as she sees the face, having not slept on anything comfortable for several days.'.
Lewis Kaine has used '/AnimSit'.
Lewis Kaine has used '/Me lowers himself onto the bed, lying back as best he can. As he sits, it leaves a small blood stain from his legs.'.
Miranda Langevin has used '/Me would close the door behind herself, doing so carefully. She would then make her way over to her backpacks, opening up the bigger one to take out a red kit, labled 'First-aid kit'.'.
Miranda Langevin has used '/Me would turn her head to the man as she roots around the kit. "So, tell me, what injuries you got on you today?" she asks in a calm, friendly tone.'.
[ADMIN CHAT] Orin Daniel - Admin: hey kikkini i see you're practicing how to play a succubus and lure men to your cave
[ADMIN CHAT] Miranda Langevin - Admin: yes
[ADMIN CHAT] Miranda Langevin - Admin: need more stone for the building
Miranda Langevin has used '/W give me your lunchmoney'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/W qt'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/W im gonna kiss ur LIPS'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/W ;)'.
Orin Daniel set John Booth's custom class to President Slayer.
Brandon Rhode set Rufus Grimm's custom class to Sellout.
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'/Me 's face lights up as she sees the face'
I didn't even notice that.
DAMN THESE HANDS
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** Lewis Kaine shuffles to his right, crossing his legs as she sits with his back to her. The previously mentioned stick that has impaled his back is more visible from this angle, it seems to have gone down quite far, leaving a visible bump halfway down his back. A few degrees inward and the stick would have pierced his lung.
[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: He got **** up and he doesn't even know it
[LOOC] Miranda Langevin: Wait is the stick still there?
[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: Yeah
[LOOC] Miranda Langevin: OH GOSH
[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: Ik
[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: He doesn't feel it though, or know it's even there
[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: The luck of possibly severed nerves or bodily shock
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[OOC] William Web: i think you mean... hurrikaine
[OOC] William Web: hahaha
[OOC] William Web: hhahhhhhhhhhhhh
[OOC] Wade Barishman: boo
[OOC] Henrick 'Poncho' Masterson: KILL YOURSELF KIWUU
William Web has slain William Web.
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[OOC] Lewis Kaine: Matilda is still an officially classified disgrace on the scoreboard.
[OOC] 'Sentinel': what else would she be
[OOC] William Web: and will be for the rest of eternity
[OOC] Wade Barishman: As if she needed an official classification.
(http://i.imgur.com/tFZIwng.jpg)
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[LOOC] Lewis Kaine: DISGRACE
Miranda Langevin whispers "what did you say"
Lewis Kaine whispers "d"
Lewis Kaine whispers "i"
Lewis Kaine whispers "s"
Lewis Kaine whispers "g"
Lewis Kaine whispers "r"
Miranda Langevin yells "ACE"
Lewis Kaine says "well"
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Brandon Rhode has used '/W no escape'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/W from the r a p e'.
Miranda Langevin has used '/Me nods her head after releasing the handshake, smiling. "Yep! That's what I'm gonna try to do."'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/W like deez nuts cummin in ur vag'.
Miranda Langevin has used '/Me t- then do it big bear'.
Brandon Rhode has used '/Me soon'.
Miranda Langevin has used '/Me oh no! She blushed! She's a fool!'.
Andrew Gibson has used '/Me rubs his jawline thoughtfully as the two little taserballs futilely rub OH S H I T'.
npc_rollermine has killed Andrew Gibson.
Orin Daniel set Abraham Goystein's custom class to oy vey.
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[LOOC] Gregory Patt: what kind of name is
[LOOC] Gregory Patt: w a d e
[LOOC] Andrew Gibson: it ain't schway
[LOOC] Gregory Patt: I'll name my kid after the motion of going through shallow water
[LOOC] Gregory Patt: w a d e
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OPF.03:510 has used '/Me kick bucket'.
OPF.03:510 has killed OPF.03:510.
[A heavily armored mal...] says "why"
[A heavily armored mal...] says "why you kill banana"
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[OOC] 'Wanderer': why do people incorporate weeaboo sh it into stalker
[OOC] 'Richter': Because Katana's are cool, and pretty good for spooky stuff
[Community Manager] Batman has kicked ''Eclipse'' (Stop minging).
♔Ahsoka Tano757♔ has disconnected from the server.
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4:13 PM - .isocade: I fu ck half-elves
Ivan Vasilov says "Well, uh, do you have a job?"
[5'6"/ Black Hair/ Bla...] says "Leave."
Ivan Vasilov says "..."
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[PDA] Delta Buxoy: I was scavenging then a few of them came up in a pack, I shot a few but then I ran out.
[PDA] 'Bobby': plane??
[PDA] 'Bobby': ✈ ▌▌
[PDA] 'Bobby': mono pls go
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'Piper' has used '/Me would pull away from the kiss, leaning her head down she would begin to kiss and suck on her neck.'.
'Maximus' has used '/Me says, "Done!"'.
'Piper' has used '/Me Would place her hands on her back, still kissing her neck, she slides her hands down to her hips.'.
'Maximus' has used '/Me reaches over to the gear shift and pushes in on the clutch. He shifts it into first gear then lets go of the clutch. He presses on the gas.'.
FiddleStalker has connected to the server.
[OOC] 'K': only one fiddle allowed one this server
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[OOC] Eva Creed: med would stick her tongue in deeper, lapping around your insides.
[OOC] Kazimir 'Lezviye' Volkov: RIP ERP
[OOC] Jan-Willem Dispa: AHAHHAHAHAHA
[OOC] Amitiel Rook: Oh bot
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[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] I got others out in the swamp. Where do you want us to put the crate?
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Right there.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] The crate just blew up.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] **** that.
[G-PDA]: [S.B.] What.
[G-PDA]: [Viktor Kurenoffski] PICK THE **** UP!
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] THE CRATE BLEW THE **** UP!
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Explosives!
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] Nobody. I'll give you the biggest gun of all.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Yes.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] You gotta find it though.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] I'll give you a hint.
[G-PDA]: [Rokirem] Don't turn this into a sex joke
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] It's in my pants, and smells like three-week old **** and ball-sweat from this damn suit.
[G-PDA]: [Valy] Bravo.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Why is your firearm sweaty and stained with urine?
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] You should clean them more often.
[G-PDA]: [Shira Capurnica] I bet a laundry service would make bank out here.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] The Traders have many tools to maintain guns.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] Because I use it a lot, and don't really clean it all too often.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Unacceptable.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] But you're welcome to clean it if you want to.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] See a technician immediately.
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[[Disguise [OFF]/[Free...] yells "X-Gon give it to ya!"
[A mid-statured Americ...] yells "JACKET."
'Jacket' says "This one is Seraph, he's kind of a ****-boy, but he's aight' by my book."
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Rufus Grimm says "Two-hundred caps, right now."
Francis Lavoie says "Ruth said it was worth lots, but she couldn't afford it."
Rufus Grimm says "Ruth doesn't have two-hundred caps."
***' The object in question isn't even disgusting or gross like Jack's, in fact- it's pristine.
*** [5'7"|Average build|Li...] places her left shoulder against the door before tugging the handle down, opening the door with a slight grunt, closing it after herself.
***' Cake knows this because he placed it :)
Francis Lavoie says "Sure, I don't think Joey would give me a good price for it anyways."
*** Francis Lavoie sets it on the counter.
[LOOC] Lily Bailey: brb food, and wow, lestrade
[LOOC] Francis Lavoie: that's me
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6:43 AM - The Insane Cyndaquil: ZESTY
6:43 AM - The Insane Cyndaquil: MEMES
6:43 AM - The Insane Cyndaquil: BAZINGA
6:44 AM - The Insane Cyndaquil: TREBLINKA
*** Rufus Grimm is being gay i swear
Stephanie Hill has gained a Nuka-Cola Quantum 1458609403.
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: tfw im too busy trying to make this quantum glow then deal with the scripts
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: GOD DMAIAIFMgin IT SISO
[6'2 ft | Wearing a di...] says " /plyban STEAM_0:0:20866094 0 We said no thanks."
Jonathan Serpentine has added david bowie to the Enclave whitelist.
Wesmille Groy has used '/Me says no to education'.
10:30 PM - .david_bowie: your turn
10:30 PM - Counterintuitive: Eat it raw from the packet the moment you leave the supermarket.
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Rufus Grimm says "Look at you, trying to shy it away.. So cute, Francis."
[PM] Francis Lavoie: Hot grimm x francis yaoi fanfic
[PM] Rufus Grimm: WHY
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[5'9"|Tribal-ish accen...] says "[T] No uneccesary killing or raping."
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'El Lobo' says "Most people just call me El Lobo."
Raymond Coaxley says "Lobo...I know that word."
Raymond Coaxley says "Cat."
'El Lobo' says "Close enough."
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@operator Brandon Rhode: i bet you were peeled at birth
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3:44 PM - SovietSeagull: Only escalation from here is to shoot myself in a berlin bunker. This is **** downfall- hitler tier
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worldspawn has dealt 19 damage to Michael Fletcher, killing them!
[OOC] Capt. Bill Goodall: NCR operations as usual. Move along.
[OOC] SSgt. Aaron Rudolph: ancient logs of ammo man
[OOC] SSgt. Aaron Rudolph: [LOOC] Conor McGowan: The things i'd do to shakira
[OOC] Capt. Bill Goodall: she thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Capt. Bill Goodall says "I need to get glasses."
Capt. Bill Goodall says "Top priority. Also. We need to mend the fourth **** wall cause some **** who think's he's deadpool tier hilarious is breaking it!"
Capt. Bill Goodall says "RUDOLPH."
(I had crashed mid-conversation with goodall and reconnected, stayed completely in character)
SSgt. Aaron Rudolph yells "GOODALL!"
SSgt. Aaron Rudolph yells "A-AM I ALRIGHT?!"
Capt. Bill Goodall says "Yes"
*** SSgt. Aaron Rudolph quickly pats himself over, looking pale in the face.
SSgt. Aaron Rudolph says "Holy hell, where'd I go?"
Capt. Bill Goodall says "You ought to stop doing that lad."
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'Sigma' has used '/Me swiftly puts his hat on before isocade hunts him down.'.
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8:35 PM - THE RAINMAKER: I HAD A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE I'D ONLY EAT IF I GOT TWO PREDICTIONS IN A ROW
9:20 PM - THE RAINMAKER: >more samoans
9:20 PM - THE RAINMAKER: no thanks
9:21 PM - THE RAINMAKER: they are literally the jews of the wrestling world
9:22 PM - Local Girlscout: '' Tags
Blowjob Doctor Fingering Happy Sex Large Breasts Nakadashi Stockings Stomach Bulge''
9:23 PM - Local Girlscout: >i look at it
9:23 PM - Local Girlscout: >''i recognize that face''
You have set 'Sigma''s Rubles to 7000 rubles.
'Sigma' has used '/Me suddenly feels RICH.'.
You have set 'Sigma''s Rubles to 7 rubles.
'Sigma' has used '/Me is robbed by a black man, this really is the detroit zone.'.
You have set 'Sigma''s Rubles to 1000 rubles.
'Sigma' has used '/Me is middle class.'.
4:59 PM - Epsilon: it doesn't matter how rich or poor he gets, it's all going on ****
9:16 PM - LittleKandyRaver: i subbed so i'm kissing women on the bitter bus
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Granite 'Goose' Stoner says "With all honesty. He is a keeper."
Stephanie Hill says "is that why he cheats on me with tuuli"
Granite 'Goose' Stoner has used '/InvAction use srp_m92 1465946440.00'.
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*** 'Coroner Casey' dies.
*** Francis Lavoie just frowns slightly as the recoil jars his arm.
[A gruff looking man. ...] says "Coroner Casey!"
[A gruff looking man. ...] says "Y'all goin' to the coroners now!"
[A gruff looking man. ...] says "Who's gonna be the coroner now?!"
'Coroner Casey' says "Me."
[LOOC] Oak Johnly: clones
[LOOC] Oak Johnly: 5'11
[LOOC] Oak Johnly: same model
[LOOC] Cpl. Arthur Godfrey: Yeah but Bill is OLD
[LOOC] Capt. Bill Goodall: standardization is the key to NCR victory. Our soldiers are uniform to the last detail
[LOOC] Sascha 'Tancred' Von-Arx: should add a rule regarding underaged erp
[LOOC] 'Emmy': you should
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: make it madatory
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: i mean
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: illegal
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6:59 PM - mLister: Because unlike countries, RP needs diversity when nobody else will take on the role
All hell and farewell to Britain: You walk in front of the gate
All hell and farewell to Britain: @AdminChat Stephanie Hill: OH ****
All hell and farewell to Britain: AHAHA HE RUNS
Dionysian: AHAHAHAA
4:23 PM - All hell and farewell to Britain: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
4:23 PM - All hell and farewell to Britain: I LOVE IT BUT I ALSO HATE IT
4:23 PM - All hell and farewell to Britain: IS THIS WHAT HEROIN FEELS LIKE
3:40 PM - mLister: are you some post marriage missionary position loving meme
3:40 PM - .isocade: n-no
3:40 PM - mLister: i bet you holds hands together
3:40 PM - .isocade: n-n-no
3:40 PM - .isocade: t-that's
3:41 PM - .isocade: why would you think that
3:41 PM - .isocade: h-heh
3:41 PM - mLister: **** THATS SO AROUSING
3:41 PM - .isocade: G-GOSH
3:53 PM - All hell and farewell to Britain: can we make an agreement that safir is top-tier ERP bait level smoking hot even though she might not look like it just for memes :^)
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[OOC] Langston Black: Listen man idk about you but i see a super mutant clad in armor carrying a dead scorpion the size of a car, I am going all the way back to nope ville
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worldspawn has dealt 289 damage to Gregory Santo, killing them!
[LOOC] Gregory Santo: MY SCRIPTS
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'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
'Mans Laughter' has spawned 'models/clutter/partyhat.mdl'.
@AdminChat Ernest Mosely: Just picked up a party hat
@AdminChat Ernest Mosely: It felt like the scene from nemo
@AdminChat Ernest Mosely: I'M GONNA TOUCH THE BOAT
Ernest Mosely has used '/Y Look!'.
Michael Fletcher says: "What the hell is -that-?"
Ernest Mosely has used '/Y Gnomes'.
'Big Mack' says: "What is a... 'Gnome'?"
Ernest Mosely says: "Small bearded creature."
Cait Bradley has taken 6 damage from Stephanie Hill with cw_hands, leaving them at 134 health!
[LOOC] Cait Bradley: i will kill u m8
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Alice Johnson set Benjamin Winter's model to models/thespireroleplay/humans/group060/female_03.mdl.
[OOC] Pvt. Lucrezia Barnes: ayyo hol up
[OOC] Benjamin Winter: I am now female, fear me
[OOC] Pvt. Connor Simpson: Ain't do guy gonna **** a **** named Bengi
[OOC] Alice Johnson: OOSP
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Frederick the Absolute Madman: I usually put a bunch of tinfoil around my router when I know someone is gonna DDOS me, you should try that, it scares away the negative radio waves that DDOS uses to disturb your internet
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Rufus Grimm says "Eden.." He'd chuckle, "You need to think for you say things."
[LOOC] Michael Fletcher: seems like grimm needs to think too
[LOOC] Stephanie Hill: JAAHAAHAHA
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(http://i.imgur.com/gNKOT0B.jpg)
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'El Lobo' says "Well, fulfilled my end of things"
*** 'El Lobo' clears his throat and holds a hand out.
[A seemingly fit woman...] says "Never heard of a Walker company."
Nolan McCarrick says "It's not nearly as big as the Crimsons."
*** Nolan McCarrick shakes the man's hand.
Nolan McCarrick says "Thanks for the guide."
*** Nolan McCarrick steps over to the group.
[LOOC] 'Ajax': Lobo kills new trader, more at 11.
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*** Buddy Johnson processes her words for a moment, thinking. "Well...y'know..."
Buddy Johnson says "My dad had a poem for times like this."
*** Buddy Johnson takes a breath before beginning, "And I learned there are troubles, Of more than one kind. Some come from ahead And some come from behind."
*** Buddy Johnson grabs at a crowbar slung over his should, pulling it out and brandishing it around, "But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going To have troubles with /me/!"
*** Michael Fletcher watches Buddy walk away, feeling inspiration, a flame of hope lighting up inside his heart. But fear also overtakes him, fearing for Buddy's life and smooth, beautiful head.
***' A star from the sunlight shines off of Buddy's chromey dome, like the last flicker of hope for mankind.
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[LOOC] Frederick S. 'The Prospector' Gustav: Please don't end up shooting me.
[LOOC] Samael Lynch: OR ME
[LOOC] 'Xan': I'll be sure to roll a 0.
[LOOC] Michael Fletcher: watch her roll a 0 or 1
** 'Xan' has rolled 0 out of 20.
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[LOOC] 'Crefe': im going to pull something you may or may not approve of, so just tell me if you'd want to stop
[LOOC] 'Big Bob': jusso you know, super mutants cant erp.
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4:34 PM - SovietSeagull: Quite literally MFW kikkini posts anything or does anything
3:50 PM - SovietSeagull: Arab TV is redpilled
2:43 PM - SovietSeagull: My content looks like someone shot a shotgun filled with .vtfs and folders at my computer.
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the backstory on this is that my supermutant character is like, a major Jesus-freak, and he walks into a casino without knowing and starts flipping out
'Bishop' says " 'For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.' "
'Big Bob' says "Yeah uh, don't say that in casinos like this one. Some folks might get their...'jimmies rustled'."
'Bishop' says "'Jimmies'? So be it. They will all pay on Judgement Day."
'Big Bob' says "That will take a while since the nuclear warheads didn't work the first time."
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memes have no place in roleplay pls don't do this
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[LOOC] Branton Ellis: I was born on the same day as columbine you **** edgelord.
'Rek' says "Of course. Perhaps some short shorts and a-.. Hm.. Maybe something more matriarchal. Like a figure for the other females to look up to."
[LOOC] Branton Ellis: Do your mum and dad know you're being edgy online
[LOOC] Erik Harrison: yes they don't love me do yours
[LOOC] 'Bishop': i was also born on columbine
[LOOC] Branton Ellis: 20/4/1999?
[LOOC] Erik Harrison: 420 XDD my favourite day
[LOOC] Erik Harrison: hitler was born then too
[LOOC] 'Bishop': im sorry i don't measure my calendars like a communist
[LOOC] Branton Ellis: IC anyway.
[LOOC] 'Bishop': it's 4/20
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20:16 - SovietSeagull: People who post their own quotes on the quote thread are scum and will be taken out and shot against a wall when the revolution comes.
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[LOOC] 'Rek': i eat everything in cake form
[LOOC] 'Rek': even poosi
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LK-520 has connected to the server.
[OOC] Sam Kalaschnikov: this server is dead boy
LK-520 has disconnected from the server.
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6:56 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: Xandra is **** with Lucky.
6:56 PM - T.Y.N: waited for orange ****
6:56 PM - T.Y.N: wait waht.
6:57 PM - T.Y.N: are you a real
6:57 PM - T.Y.N: gey
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: wait
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: No
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: That came out wrong
6:57 PM - T.Y.N: 6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: That came out wrong
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: Xandra is messing with Lucky
6:57 PM - T.Y.N: wow okay
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: OH **** TYN
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: GTFO
6:57 PM - Pisque the Nevrean: D:
6:57 PM - T.Y.N: （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）